Monday, February 28, 2011

Over 9000! « Written on the Wind

Over 9000! « Written on the Wind

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Over 9000!

Looking for various ways to count large numbers, I stumbled across a classic Meme

Over 9000!

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There are about 6 x 10^23  molecules in a mole.  That is almost  a trillion trillion

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The typical galaxy contains fewer than a 100  trillion stars

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Our bodies contain on the order of 100 trillion cells.

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It has been estimated that there are well over 1,000 trillions grains of sand on the earth

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A Trillion Here and A Trillion There. Trillions and Trillions. Trillionaire.

By poetryman69

Let’s see.

Time for the clean up hitter.

What’s left on our trillion hit maker:

Links to the top 10 YouTube viral videos would be nice.

Beauty and makeup tips.

Relationship recommendations.

Sex and dating advice.

SEO, PR and marketing advice

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You owe $14 Trillion

Actually you owe $100 trillion

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Most popular viral video topics

Top 10 Youtube videos of all time

Top 50, Includes that Idiot who wants you to Leave Britney alone

Top 20

100 videos

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Kardashian Makeup Tips

You want a Chicken Butt with that?

Turkey Facial

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Cyber Dating

Love Making for the Shy

Losing Your Cyber Virginity

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Press Releases

Bonus Traffic

Top SEO Tips

Article Ideas

Press Release, SEO and PR

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Only a Trillion

By poetryman69

Only A Trillion

1, 2 3 Infinity

Countable Infinities

Some have doubtless gotten the joke of trying to entice the innumerate to get one trillion “legitimate” clicks on a web page….

Let’s see, we still have Kewt Kittens, Bodacious Bikined Beach Blondes,  and the hearts and flowers attack to go…

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ow to get a Trillion Hits.

By poetryman69

I was thinking the other day:  What would it take to get a trillion legitimate hits on a web page.

Well a legitimate hit has to be from a unique IP address operated by a human being.  Not some zombie computer creation and not slave labor clicking for their very lives in an impoverished Asian nation.  Given all that, I think it would take everyone enrolled on Facebook, clicking on a page every day for 6 years.

How to attract that kind of attention?  Search me.  I have trouble getting dozens of clicks per day!

Let’s round up the usual suspects of course.  Sex, Celebrities and Rock and Roll.  Viral videos and hints at get rich quick schemes that are some how “legitimate” this time.

Relationship advice.

And finally pictures of puppies and kittens…

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4 Trillion Degrees and $2 Trillion

By poetryman69

To paraphrase Carl Sagan:  Trillions and Trillions

The scientists who are, some say, trying to destroy the earth in a black hole with the Super Hadron Collider, over in Europe,  are not just making the hottest thing in our little corner of the universe now:  4 Trillion Degrees. Later they will turn the power up to 14 Trillion Electron Volts and make that bad boy even hotter!   Just in time for the end of the universe in 2012…

Two Trillion Dollars is what some wags think it will cost us if we get Death From Above!!! Maybe the sun is so mad at us for cornering the market on heat that it could just spit nails.  But suns don’t spit nails.  They spit highly energetic plasmas composed of charged particles.  The problem is when the sun “farts” in our general direction.  You see all that charged goodness is hard on our electronics.  All of our sensitive electronics could head for that great digital round-up in the sky.   Kind of like a cosmic Electro Magnetic Pulse (EMP) weapon.

The new net worth of US households is over $50 trillion. But never fear, now that they know what to aim at, Larry, Moe and Curly, aka Geithner, Obama, and Bernanke will conspire to borrow, print and spend $500 trillion before they are done.  To these three stooges capitalism is one big joke.

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Digital Cyber Terror Attack Code Named Bank Holiday

21 December 2012

Digital Death

7 Deadly Cyber Sins

Digital Death Penalty

How to Avoid 7 Deadly Cyber Sins

How to Commit Cyber Suicide

Hoaxes and Frauds

Zeitgest:  Zombie Bankers steal your money and eat your Face!

Sham Wow:  The Snuggee Warrior

Dick Cheney as FUtus of BORG

Dictionary of Dreams

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Kardashian and Paris Hilton Kiss and Make Up

By poetryman69

Apparently Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian have buried the hatchet and not in each other.

Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton Kiss and Make Up

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The Worlds’ Sexiest Woman

The World’s Most Beautiful Woman

How to Look Sexy

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Travel Naked:  Nakations

Naked in America

The Secret Lives of Nudists

Pantless Purple Perverts

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Going GaGa!

GaGa

Still Sexy After all these Years


Twin bed pans overlooking the Septic Tank

Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?

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Has Kim Kardashian posed nude?  Again?

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Kim Kardashian has the biggest Butt!

By poetryman69

TV personality Kim Kardashian, with her mother Kris behind her, arrives at the Grimaldi Forum during the 49th Monte Carlo Television Festival in Monte Carlo, Monaco on June 11, 2009. (UPI Photo/David Silpa) Photo via Newscom

It’s official:  Kim Kardashian has the Biggest Butt!  Reports are that she asked for that designation as her  I-Phone avatar so why argue with the lady.

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e World’s Cleanest Toilet. The World’s Cleanest Bathroom.

By poetryman69

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If you have ever used a public restroom in a gas station or worse, a port-a-potty in public  park, you will almost certainly become obsessed with cleanliness.  The kind of public filth you encounter in some public facilities is hard to bear.

Seekers of the clean washrooms  give what they call the “golden plunger”  to meritorious toilets they have encountered across the nation.

I think some homage to the virtues of mediocrity must be given:  just to keep it fair.  McDonald’s has about the best, no hassle powder rooms across the fruited plains.  I have used the facilities from Florida to California and Micky Ds  consistently rate well above the  gas-station-restroom-with-broken-lock-and-a-cracked-commode.

This is not an endorsement of McDonald’s food.  I don’t much eat with that red-headed clown  anymore.  Something about those size 29 floppy shoes and the crimson bulbous nose which bespeaks of  a man nursing an alcohol addiction whilst the urchins are watching,  turns me off to plastic pancakes and rubber burgers.  But compared to gas stations, McDonald’s water closets are the cat’s pajamas.

When it comes to ultra clean, ultra modern bathrooms, the Japanese have just about everyone beat.  Everything from compact, space-saving forms for urinals and toilets to a toilet with more gadgets than a space capsule.

In search of restrooms

Texas Toilet Terror

Obsessive Cleanliness

Toilet or a crackhouse?

A bathroom with a view?

World Toilet Day

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10 of the cutest baby animals photos ever

7 of the word’s most beautiful shrines

Bikinis

Cooties

Music of of the soul

Britney Speers and Kim Kardashian

Free Poems and Free Art

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ve a Happy Beach Blonde Bikini Babe 2011 New Year!

By poetryman69

GaGaWeen

Happy GaGaWeen!

Catching Cooties

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

Still Sexy After all these Years

2010 Predictions. Billy and the Cyber Punks

Going GaGa!

Naked in America

The Secret Lives of Nudists

Traveling Naked

GaGa

Still Sexy After all these Years


Twin bed pans overlooking the Septic Tank

Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

Naked in America

The Secret Lives of Nudists

Traveling Naked

GaGa

Still Sexy After all these Years

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Sexy, Sexier, Sexiest

By poetryman69

Sexy, Sexier, Sexiest.  You decide which is which.  It’s all good.

Still Sexy After all these Years

2010 Predictions. Billy and the Cyber Punks

Going GaGa!

Naked in America

The Secret Lives of Nudists

Traveling Naked

GaGa

Still Sexy After all these Years


Twin bed pans overlooking the Septic Tank

Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

Naked in America

The Secret Lives of Nudists

Traveling Naked

GaGa

Still Sexy After all these Years

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Photos of Sexy Bikini Hooters Girls

By poetryman69

Going GaGa!

Naked in America

The Secret Lives of Nudists

Traveling Naked

Catching Cooties

More Teeny Weenie Bikinis

Ugly bikini Redux

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Sexy Celebs

By poetryman69

What is sexy?  Sometimes that is in the eye of the beholder:

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Getting your GaGa On!

By poetryman69

Lady GaGa Licious

Still Sexy After all these Years

2010 Predictions. Billy and the Cyber Punks

Going GaGa!

Naked in America

The Secret Lives of Nudists

Traveling Naked

GaGa

Still Sexy After all these Years


Twin bed pans overlooking the Septic Tank

Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

Naked in America

The Secret Lives of Nudists

Traveling Naked

GaGa

Still Sexy After all these Years


Twin bed pans overlooking the Septic Tank

Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

One million jobs that you can apply for

Consider a job in management

Seasonal Employment:  How to get a job in 30 days

Job Search, Careers and Employment

Online Job Search

Government Work

Job Search

Job Search for the Older Worker

How get a job in 30 days

$50,000 per year

Earning $25 per hour

How to get a job in 30 Days

Landing a Seasonal  Job

How to Earn $50,000 per year

Learn How to Earn $25 per hour

$200 per day

Who is hiring

Why you don’t have a job yet

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xy, Sexier, Sexiest

By poetryman69

Sexy, Sexier, Sexiest.  You decide which is which.  It’s all good.Still Sexy After all these Years2010 Predictions. Billy and the Cyber PunksGoing GaGa!

Naked in America

The Secret Lives of Nudists

Traveling Naked

GaGa

Still Sexy After all these Years


Twin bed pans overlooking the Septic Tank

Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

Naked in America

The Secret Lives of Nudists

Traveling Naked

GaGa

Still Sexy After all these Years

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Bikini Contest Babes

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female 88x31

standard 88x31

Still Sexy After all these Years

2010 Predictions. Billy and the Cyber Punks

Going GaGa!

Naked in America

The Secret Lives of Nudists

Traveling Naked

GaGa

Still Sexy After all these Years

How to Travel Naked

How to wear an Ugly Bikini

Pierced Beauty

Naked in America

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Catching Cooties

More Teeny Weenie Bikinis

Vuvuzela

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Ugly bikini Redux

GaGaWeen

Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?

Delicious Monsters

Poppy Poetry

Searching for a telecommuting job

10 Rules for Getting Rich and Staying that Way

The Perils of Mystery Shopping

Taking a Metal Tiger to Tea

How to Travel Naked

Pierced Beauty:  Fashion and Pain

The Glutton Diet

Global Warming and Climate Change

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Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

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Still Sexy After all these Years

2010 Predictions. Billy and the Cyber Punks

Going GaGa!

Naked in America

The Secret Lives of Nudists

Traveling Naked

GaGa

Still Sexy After all these Years

How to Travel Naked

How to wear an Ugly Bikini

Pierced Beauty

Naked in America

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Catching Cooties

More Teeny Weenie Bikinis

Vuvuzela

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Ugly bikini Redux

GaGaWeen

Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?

Delicious Monsters

Poppy Poetry

Searching for a telecommuting job

10 Rules for Getting Rich and Staying that Way

The Perils of Mystery Shopping

Taking a Metal Tiger to Tea

How to Travel Naked

Pierced Beauty:  Fashion and Pain

The Glutton Diet

Global Warming and Climate Change

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Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

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Naked in America

The Secret Lives of Nudists

Traveling Naked

How to wear an Ugly Bikini

GaGa

Still Sexy After all these Years

How to Travel Naked


Pierced Beauty

Naked in America

Still Sexy After all these Years

2010 Predictions. Billy and the Cyber Punks

Going GaGa!

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Catching Cooties

More Teeny Weenie Bikinis

Vuvuzela

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Ugly bikini Redux

GaGaWeen

Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?

Delicious Monsters

Poppy Poetry

Searching for a telecommuting job

10 Rules for Getting Rich and Staying that Way

The Perils of Mystery Shopping

Taking a Metal Tiger to Tea

How to Travel Naked

Pierced Beauty:  Fashion and Pain

The Glutton Diet

Global Warming and Climate Change

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Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

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Hearts and Flowers for Valentine’s Day Feb 14 2011

By poetryman69

Red Heart Vista

Clip Art Flowers

Clip Art, Icons, and Thumbnails of Hearts and Flowers for Valentine’s Day 2011

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Love Poems and Valentines Verses

Oregon

Poppy Poetry

Softly the Morning Comes

Praying your Heart will Freeze

Twilight: Waiting on the New Moon

Dark Angels and Demon Lovers

Rainbows in the Gutter

Wet Kisses on Dewy Lips

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Cyber Rainbow

Feathered Suns

Free Short Poems online.  Free Gallery online

Dictionary of Dreams

Full Metal Valentine

Have a Full Metal Valentine’s Day this year

Valentines Day

Burning Angels

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Poetry Gallery

Here are some links to free, short poems on the internet.    There are also links for love poems and poetry books online.

Free Poems:

Flower Poetry:

Poppy Poetry

Dandelions

Red Hibiscus

General Subject Poetry:

Nonsense Poetry

Sleeping Rust

Pizza Squirrel

Trashy Poetry

Texas Toast

Killing the Kitchen God

Beautiful Enemy

Angel Fire

Dictionary of Dreams

Queue the Sunset

Dusk Like a Dying Mirror

Copper Moon

Gift Wrapped Garbage

Easter

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who is the cutest,cutest pet,cutest kittens,cute,kewt

10 of the cutest baby animals photos ever

7 of the word’s most beautiful shrines

Bikinis

Cooties

Music of of the soul

Britney Speers and Kim Kardashian

Free Poems and Free Art

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File:Alert Pug Puppy.jpg

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Jello and Broccoli

Edible Pets

Delicious Monsters

Pizza Squirrel

Sugar in your gas tank

Texas Toast

Edible Flowers

Gift Wrapped Garbage

It is better to be drunk than wasted

Easter Eggs

Eating bacteria

Why you are fat

KudzuFire

Lying about your diet

Twenty Dieting Tips

Eat as Much as You like and Still Lose Weight

Delicious Monster Diet

Lose Toxic Fat

Tea Diet

Sugar in your Gas Tank not in your Stomach

Eating Bald

Cancer and the Miracle Fruit

Eating Bugs

Movie Star Diet

The United Nations Diet

Purple Diet

Maple Syrup Diet

Raw Food Diet

Hey, the Rat likes it!

Wine Diet

Delicious Monster Diet

Blue Food Diet

The Green Tea Diet

Toxic Diet

Ever heard of the Parasite Diet?  How about the Mastication Diet.

A History of Dubious Dieting

Most Radical Diets

Purple Food Diet

No Cooked Fruit Diet

No Fructose Corn Syrup Diet

Vinegar Diet

Surfing Goat:  Squeezing the Cheese out of them

There is no minimum daily requirement for refined sugar

Purple Food Diet

Acai Berry


Crazy Diets

Are you lying about your diet?

Why are you lying about your diet?

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9th Gate of the 11th Heaven

Seeing 11s in 2011

Butterfly 11

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How get a job in 30 days

$50,000 per year

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ternet Marketing

By poetryman69

Telecommuting and Making Money Online

By poetryman69

The goal of everyone who does not want to be permanent commuter on the highway of life is to make money, legally without lifting a finger.  We want passive income streams.  If you are the creative type there are at least two ways to do this:

1.  Writing

2.  Art

Merely creating pearls of prose or great art is necessary but not sufficient for creating wealth.  You need another ingredients.  You need a receptive audience of consumers.  There are several ways to garner this:

  • Search Engine Optimization
  • Press Releases
  • Free URL Submissions
  • Bookmarking Sites

Content

You have to give to get.  Unless you are a street beggar you have to generate something that people want to see and then you have to host your creative works.  Sites such as AssociatedContent,Bukisa, eHow, and Triond are places to post your stuff.  On AssociatedContent and Bukisa you can actually create sideshows or mini movies to display your wares.

All of the sites I just mentioned also allow you to display written content.   For those sites that allow it,  you may make additional money by creating an article and posting it in several places.  For instance, at the time of this writing AssociatedContent and Bukisa allow you to post your stuff that you originally created somewhere else on their site.

Make sure you pay attention to the terms of services and publication agreements that you are signing onto when you post.

Maketing

Don’t forget to advertise your wares.   Submit your site to the free URL submission engines.  Generate keywords and use tags so that people will find you when they are searching.  It is difficult to take over a single keyword like the word “Art.”  Too many have come before you for you to be successful that.  But you might be able to hone in on a niche phrase and cash in on a particular portion of the consumers.  For instance, “Art for dogs.”  Now there can’t be too many people who are exclusively generate dog art or art for dogs.  You can get to number one on that search and get the most eyeballs for that particular phrase on your stuff.

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Make Money Online

By poetryman69

How to make money from your Art

How to buy a rainbow

Using your hobbies to work from home

How to find telecommuting work

Alternative Job Hunt

New skills for a new job

How to get a job in 30 days

How to survive a jobless recovery

Job Search for the Older Worker

Government Work

Job Search

One Million Jobs That You Can Apply for

The next million

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Better than minimum Wage

By poetryman69

$30 and hour without a 4 year college degree

Obama’s jobs a ripoff

One million jobs that you can apply for

Consider a job in management

Seasonal Employment:  How to get a job in 30 days

Job Search, Careers and Employment

Online Job Search

Government Work

Job Search

Job Search for the Older Worker

How get a job in 30 days

$50,000 per year

Earning $25 per hour

How to get a job in 30 Days

Landing a Seasonal  Job

How to Earn $50,000 per year

Learn How to Earn $25 per hour

$200 per day

Who is hiring

Why you don’t have a job yet

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