Saturday, August 7, 2010

The Pork Protectorate

Swine Before Pearls

By poetryman69

Porcine Providence

By poetryman69

Gentlemen Prefer Pork

By poetryman69

Good Bye Pork Pie Hat

By poetryman69

Porky’s Revenge

By poetryman69

Porking America. Pork, Porked, Getting Porked

By poetryman69
So much could be solved in our lives with the proper application of pork products.  We should have ham and prosciutto from sea to sea shining sea.  We should have pork rinds scattered underfoot when we walk.  All cemeteries should be pork lined, pork laden and pork mined.  Our money should be based on pork skins and all our food should grown with pork manure.  Speaking of pork manure, we should fuel our entire society on the methane derived from the excrement of pigs.
With pork we could end wars and solve world hunger.  Who needs oil when you have pigs.
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Desecration of Ground Zero and 911

Why don’t  we just re-zone it as a Red Light district.  Put some strip joints on it.
It that doesn’t work, make it a slaughter-house for hogs.  After some pigs get butchered there no one else will want it.
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Bizarre Bizarre Headless Zombie Space Alien T Shirt

Elena Kagan should mary Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi

It is not enough that we have the first communist lesbian on the supreme court.  Nor would it be enough if she got married to another woman on the job.  Let’s make some real history.  Elena should simultaneously marry Ellen and Portia!

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Honesty Among Politicians is like Virtue Among Whores

Whoring: An Ignoble Pursuit of False Gods, Graven Images and Politicians

Whoring:  An Ignoble Pursuit of False Gods, Graven Images and Politicians

From the Bowels of  Degradation to the Dens of Iniquity

Subtitle:  Why Your Congressman Wants so Badly to Win Re-Election

A History of Whores

A Brief History of Whores

Apologizing to Whores

The Top 10 Differences between Politicians to Whores

Politicians and other Whores.

Whore Mongers and Red Light Rogues

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Monday, August 2, 2010

Weimar Republic, Deflation,Wheelbarrows full of Cash and Barack Obama

Dollar Fail

By poetryman69

The way some people talk about money reveals that they believe the government creates and therefore has an inherent right to control wealth.  However, government does not create wealth.  This fact can be easily proven.

Why doesn’t the federal government print a trillion dollars for each of us and give us the money?  If the government did this how much would a loaf of bread cost?

The answers to these questions can be easily found.  This experiment has already been done in real time in Zimbabwe and the Wiemar Republic.  If you Google these governments you will find that rampant inflation occurred.  The money became worthless.  Wheelbarrows full of cash were required to buy a loaf of bread.

By the way, would you happen to have a wheel barrow full of cash laying around?  No?   Well then you might understand why some people object to the government running up trillion dollar deficits and paying them off by simply printing the money.   There is an old saying that those who fail to remember history are doomed to repeat it.

We have seen this movie.  We know how it ends.  The Weimar Republic became the Nazis and they started World War II.  Oddly enough, some folks don’t want to see that particular movie again.  At least not with themselves in the starring roles.

I have heard the argument that George Bush did a lot of deficit spending.  If it was a good idea when he did it then why is it not a good idea now?

Since when was George Bush made an economic genius?  Excuse me but are you saying that George Bush was the smartest man in the history of the planet so any economic theory he employed must be correct?

Trillion dollar deficts were a mistake on George Bush’s watch and they are a mistake now.

The whole world is threatening to unpeg itself from the dollar.  Printing money or even borrowing trillions from China makes this eventuallity even more likely.

Why do you care?   The next time you go to a store like Walmart, look at where all the goods come from.  Now suppose they no longer wanted dollars for the stuff you buy.   Where would you get your stuff then?    The oil we use to make gas comes from people who used to take dollars for the oil.  Now suppose they didn’t.

The best case scenario is that other nations would decide our fate.  We would no longer be in control.  These other nations would look at our trillions of dollars of debt and our deficit spending and they would mark the dollar down.  How far down?  Who knows.  Remember, we lost control.

The worst case scenario?  Break out the wheel barrow.  Oh.  Right.  You don’t have wheelbarrows full of cash lying around to buy that loaf of bread.  Never mind.  I hear they eat grass in North Korea.

$10 Trillion

How to Bankrupt a Nation

A Constellation of Idiots

Government Does not Create Wealth

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