Friday, November 26, 2010
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Feeling Fat After ThanksGiving? Healthy Dieting Tips.
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Eat as Much as You like and Still Lose Weight
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Unless you are on a fried chicken diet–with extra grease–it is going be be difficult for you to stay fat after you cut out all the sodas and drink water only as well as give up all cakes, crackers, bread, cookies and pies. Even people on protein diets have been shown to lose weight. Unless we are prepared to accept the proposition that you alone on the surface of the earth, violate the laws physics by gaining massive weight through the exposure to sunlight, we are forced to the conclusion that if you consume fewer calories you will lose weight. One guy ate only Twinkies and lost weight. What makes drinking soda such a mistake is that you take in the calories without realizing it. Switch to water or tea without sugar and you will be amazed how much easier it is to control your weight.
There may be some exceptions to the rule. You maybe on one of those sleeping pills that cause you to cook up and eat a 7 course meal in your sleep. Or perhaps alien zombies from the plant Uranus kidnapped you and after the prerequisite amateur proctology lessons, they injected you with space aged synthetic fat molecules until your eyeballs were swimming.
If on the other hand you have found a way to put on the pounds merely by inhaling oxygen, then all I can say is Eureka!. At long last the Holy Grail of modern science has been discovered. We are a living perpetual motion machine. We shall discard our gerbils and take you and others of your kind and put you all in giant hamster balls. You shall power our cars and fuel our society. Since you have the ability to transmute nearly weightless gasses into heavy matter we shall dub thee Super Gerbil and thou shalt be declared to be cooler than desk top nuclear fusion.
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Crazy and Unique Weight Loss and Dieting Plans
First the Universal Dieting tips:
- There is no minimum daily requirement for refined sugar
- Drink 8 glass of water per day
- Stop drinking soda pop
Now on the to festivities:
Imagine a diet that consisted largely of vinegar. Or a diet where you could eat as much food as you wanted, but not the kind of food you like. Read them and weep:
Eat as Much as You like and Still Lose Weight
Sugar in your Gas Tank not in your Stomach
Ever heard of the Parasite Diet? How about the Mastication Diet.
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Weird Diets:
Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster
Jello and Broccoli
Edible Flowers
It is better to be drunk than wasted
Eat as Much as You like and Still Lose Weight
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How to Avoid 7 Deadly Cyber Sins
Zeitgest: Zombie Bankers steal your money and eat your Face!
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Burning Sky: A World on Fire
By poetryman69
The evening sky was an Angel in rags
All golden tatters running to horizon
Chasing the sun as he fled
Hair aflame crashing down through blue skies into the sea.
The evening sky was a plumed serpent
shedding iridescent scales as it fled through the horizon
The evening was a tattered sky full of golden ragged light
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Angel Sightings
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How to Avoid Natural Disasters and Earthquakes
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Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
2011 Prediction: The Great Bribery Scandal of 2011
1) A disgraced legislator takes down an entire committee with him rather than take getting kicked out of congress lying down. He names the names of every congressman in either party who is receiving bribes. Congressional corruption takes out 40 congressmen. They are all prosecuted and imprisoned
2) After the heat from the 1st great bribery scandal of 2011 had cooled, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Well almost everyone. A number of remaining politicians were looking over their shoulders and for good reason. It began with a trickle. One certain South American communist dictator insulted a democrat leader. In response the democrat said something like: “You commie whore! Did republicans put you up this?” Then it was on. Communist, Marxist and socialist dictators around the world began screaming at the top of their rhetorical lungs that they wanted their bribes back with interest. Neither the white house, nor the senate, nor the House of Representatives was delivering on their promises. They weren’t given the free, special access to the American markets they were promised and the hordes of illegal aliens they were sending through Mexico where being turned back at the border.
The white house first denied involvement and then found a lesser cabinet secretary to take the fall. The democrat legislators tried to hide behind the Secretary of Sleaze but their foreign creditors were having none of it.
Next the congressmen tried to tap that billionaire communist who was for ever trying to destroy the United States and turn it Marxist. The billionaire communist had found other ways to steal money from western idiots. He had no use for needy US politicians who could not deliver. The democrats were hung out to dry.
3) The bribery scandal did not stop with congress this time. It reached out to other democrat centers of power. Certain union bosses were also called on the carpet by their foreign paymasters. At long last some newspapers began to ask why where American unions colluding with and making deals with foreign workers in 3rd world countries? Why were union bosses in favor of importing illegal immigrants as slave labor? Didn’t all this slave labor bring down the wages and benefits of American workers? And even for those union bosses who did not directly support practices that would hurt their members, why did they insist on supporting democrats who work every day for open borders and slave labor? Clearly at least some union bosses are not working for their members. So who are what are they working for and does the bribe money they get soothe their consciences for giving the working man the biggest screw job in history? The next generation of labor bosses would be more careful about revealing their alliances
4) And again, there was heard a great sigh of relief throughout the land. But it was short lived. By now, everyone realized that there were at least still two groups of people who constantly and consistently pontificated against the best interests of the United States. The news media and the pundits who daily fed that hungry beast. Given the simple facts and Global Warming and Climate Change are Marxist hoaxes that seek to destroy the west and make China the only super power, why do the news media and pundits continue to promote these frauds? Of course many in the news media and in the ranks of punditry were taking bribes. But about a quarter of those who hated the United States for a living turned out to be commie whores who hated the United States and where trying to destroy capitalism for free. The news media was already losing viewership lost almost all their customers and had to be bailed out the government. Only the government had run out of bailout money. Most of the media went out of business. The few were left were largely bought out by foreign money so they no longer need bribes or ideology to support interests contrary to the United States,
5) Even for those who bought the frauds, lies and deceit which are Global Warming and Climate Change, simple arithmetic would show that there is nothing of any consequence anyone in the west could do in the face of billions in China and India who seek western economic standards without western pollution controls.
Seeing this, most people finally came around to asking why aren’t our scientists more scientific? Who is paying them to say that west can or should do anything if India and China do nothing?
6) There is a strain of science spends it’s time trying to get bacteria to solve mathematical puzzles or to get ants to do string theory. In an obscure, West German lab, a group of grad students set a couple million bacteria on the problem of finding a real and legitimate alternate dimension—and they do. Another group got a number of huge ant farms on the problem on assembling parts for a machine to open a doorway into that alternate dimension—and they did. And the entire laboratory vanished from the face of the earth. Most people will think it a hoax but it will not be.
7) A new billionaire will emerge when he discovers how to get bacteria to mine and extract in useful form gold and other minerals from sea water and ocean sediments.
8) It took almost 2 years to ferry the explosives across the border of Mexico into Arizona but the Obama administration was quite accommodating both on looking the other way and making sure that the state of Arizona was busy defending itself against Obama administration treason.
When everything was in place, the terrorists blew every bridge, federal building, and military installation in Arizona. They knew who it was who help them the most so they packed each bomb with flat pieces of metal that said “Thank you President Hussein for letting us in!” and “Strike the infidels on the neck Mr. President!”
Chairman Obama blamed the people of Arizona for the terrorist attack. Obama called the act of asking someone what country he came from a worse crime than the holocaust. “They asked for this to happen to them,” Obama said, “When they asked for proof of citizenship.”
“It is a grave, terrorist act to ask someone where he was born,” said Barry Soetoro, the foreign born Marxist Muslim masquerading as president of the United States.
Chairman Obama then reported Arizona to the UN for committing the horrendous crime of getting in the way of a peace loving terrorist bomb.
9) An organization calling itself the “The Pork Liberation Front” will declare the United States to be a Pork Protectorate. They will claim that their mission in life is to protect the United States from evil by surrounding the nation with a mystical ring of pork products. Sort of like a magic weenie fence. They will bury pork products at Ground Zero and at every other sacred site in America. They will secretly try to cover every dollar in America with pork grease, pork blood and even pork feces. Almost no one will join their disgusting group. Dressing up like a pork chop to free America was at best a dubious proposition. However, when they somehow successfully infiltrate the military and get their pork offal all over every bullet, gun and bomb in our arsenal that creates an international incident that gets the US military kicked out of half the world’s countries.
2011: Year of the Metal Rabbit
2011 Forecasts and Predictions
Monday, November 22, 2010
11/22 11:11 11:22 11:33
Now that we have survived 10-10-10 the next numerologist wet dream is 11/11/11. The 11:11 project is glomming on to the year 2011 like there is no tomorrow. Some of them believe that the 11th Gate of heaven will open up at 11:11 on 11/11/11 and stay open for 49 minutes. Well, let’s hope something good comes out…
Some folks claim that 11:11 is the wake up sign on digital clocks. Hey, this is news to me.
Some are looking for the 9th Gate of Activation. I sense some of us may wind up at the wrong gate and miss our spiritual flight…
Someone claiming to be Uri Gellar points out that 11 in binary is 3 in decimal and three is the symbol of the Trinity.
If you have ever watched the television show Fringe then perhaps we can expect something like that only good things and not shape shifters will come through.http://waitingonthenewmoon.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post-new.php
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By poetryman69
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Window Rock. Stone poetry for 090909. What rises from the desert under the moonlight.
21 Dec 2012: The end of the World
To add some spiritual leavening to the bread of life that are the souls of humanity, there is an effort to get one million people to pray for peace, enlightenment and a better world starting on 11/11.
It looks like some of the 11:11 people set up a meeting in the mouth of volcano in Indonesia. I don’t think it was an active volcano when they set up the meeting. Maybe the Gods are trying to tell this particular group something. Wasn’t there an earthquake, a Tsunami and a huge Typhoon over there as as well. Maybe you should channel those spiritual energies from afar. Or at a different time. Like next year on 11/11/11. You would not want to be around when the “wrong” gate opens up and something spooky comes out. Would you? Good lucky to the 9th Gate Activation of the Spiritual Doorway folks.
I am not endorsing this because you never can tell who is legit and who isn’t but there are people who are using 11:11 to raise money for charity. Be extra careful in you giving but it’s and interesting idea.
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Lest we forget, 11/11 is Veterans Day and Armistice Day so let us take a moment of contemplation over the peace that we enjoy and the manner in which it was achieved.
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Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster
It is better to be drunk than wasted
Looking for God in an Atom Smasher
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Remember the 9/9/9 celebration? It is interesting that you can derive it from the 11:11 conspiracy thusly:
(1 / 1) / 11 = 0.0909090909
It is intriguing that Acts 1:1-11 speaks of days, times and Ascended beings.
Even Oprah is being used to broadcast missives of 11:11
11 is an irreducible, master number
Revelation 19:11 ” And I saw heaven open…”
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Window Rock. Stone poetry for 090909. What rises from the desert under the moonlight.
21 Dec 2012: The end of the World
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Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster
It is better to be drunk than wasted
2011 Predictions and the Year of the Shiny Bunny
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