Saturday, January 29, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
Hitler’s Favorite Preacher
There are some preachers who say that government leaders where appointed by God and therefore we should always obey the government.
Certainly we have to pray that our president will stop being a Marxist and that Chairman Obama, aka Barry Soetoro will stop trying to destroy the US constitution and stop trying to impose the communist manifesto on us.
North Korean or Soviet Union style communism are not of God. If Hitler was our ruler nobody would say you must do what he says because all rulers come from God. Get real people!!!
What we learned from the state of the union address:
Liberals like Barney Frank and Christopher Dodd nearly destroyed the world’s economy by insisting on giving home loans to people who could not pay them back. Obama keeps spending money even though we are broke. Lesson, liberals never believe in paying the bills.
Every state in the union should pass very strict laws requiring that everyone on the ballot for president, senator or congressman prove his citizenship with a real, valid, and verifiable birth certificate. Otherwise you can’t be on the ballot, even as a write in candidate.
Obama is unrelenting in his plan to make China the world’s only super power and to make the United States the 10th rate vassal of the Imperial Communist State of China. This is why Obama continues to spend trillions and save billions. It is also why Obama insists on destroying the US economy with a Global Warming/Climate Change carbon trading scheme. Prepare for Obama’s $5 per gallon gasoline!!!
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Cutting the 2012 Federal Budget
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55% of likely voters know that Obama is actually a socialist
Thursday, January 27, 2011
NFC Fan Party, NFL Experience, Dallas Super Bowl Party: Hooters to Dicks Last Resort
How to party in Dallas Texas if you plan to come for the Super Bowl
I guess the first thing to note is that the Super Bowl will not be played in Dallas. It will be played in the nearby city of Arlington in a stadium some have dubbed “Jerry World” or the “Death Star”. Jerry Jones paid a pretty penny to build a monument to himself and that’s where the Super Bowl will be held. Since the Dallas Cowboys stank on ice this year, they will not be in it.
Super Bowl, events, parties and gatherings will be held all over the DFW region. DFW stands for Dallas/Fort Worth.
A lot of events will be held at or near a district of down town Dallas called the West End. If you read through the itinerary of Super Bowl events a West End club called Zouk figures prominently in several of them. Some folks think that the amount of partying that will be going on will make for dense and difficult traffic in the West End. Those of you who are don’t want to face wall to wall cars and exorbitant parking fees are in luck. There’s a new train in town called the Green Line. It goes right past Zouk and right through down town. There are other trains like the Red, the Orange and Blue Lines that you can buy a ticket for and jump on in the same vicinity.
The Green Line is not far from places like the Dallas Art Museum.
If you want to see a bit of color in the day time before the parties get started, ride the Green Line to the Pearl Station stop. Get out and go the Plaza of the Americas mall there. If you go inside the mall at around noon on a sunny day, the prisms embedded in the windows will throw rainbows all over the floors and walls. As you stand on balcony, you may see children sliding across the ice below you on a skating rink built into the center of the mall. As you lift your eyes from ice you may see plants from the hanging gardens overflowing the terraces that climb up the sides of the building.
There are the obligatory see through elevators if you really must put all this in motion.
The mall is not far from the Sheraton Dallas and the Marriott. There are any number of shops and a food court in the mall itself.
If you can talk your way onto the upper floors of one of the downtown luxury hotels, be sure to bring a camera. You will want a photo of the panorama of the city of Dallas.
When you are finally ready to head back to the West End, some other places you will want to check out are The House of Blues, Hooters, Dick’s Last Resort, The Butcher Shop Steakhouse, and the Dallas World Aquarium. There is a Sushi place near the aquarium if staring at live fish makes you hungry.
The Green Line is your path to: the NFC Fan Party, NFL Experience, Dallas Super Bowl Party: Hooters to Dicks Last Resort
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How to Build a Time Machine and Kill the Loch Ness Monster
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Activating Angel Archives and Art Galleries for 11-1-11, 11/1/11, and 11:11
By poetryman69
How to host an Angel Art Archive for 11-11-11, 11:11, and 11/11/11
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Activating Angel Archives and Art Galleries for 11-1-11, 11/1/11, and 11:11
Lucky New Year. Good fortune. Propitious 1/1/11. 1.1.11. 1 Jan 2011.
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Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Since I was not Born in Mexico or Hawaii the Department of Homeland Security Hates Me
Homeland Security has declared me a suspicious character because on one of my identifying documents my birth date differs by 2 days from all the other documents.
Gosh, if I had been born in Mexico or Hawaii no one would ask to see my birth certificate. In fact, if I was born in Mexico or Hawaii I could break any law I wanted. But alas, I am an average American slave. The laws were made for me to follow and not for foreign-born Marxist Muslims or illegal aliens.
Well, to be honest, the job I am applying for does require a stringent screening process. You know that device called the automatic cat scratcher? Well I am the guy who adjusts the mouse tickler on the automatic cat scratcher. It’s an important job with earth shaking ramifications. Why with one wrong turn of screw there could be an international incident or the stars could be turned out of their courses. It is an awesome responsibility but it is my cross to bear.
Compared to the narco-terrorists and illegal aliens that the government encourages to cross our undefended borders daily, clearly I am surely a more worrisome proposition.
Moreover, you couldn’t ask a foreign-born Marxist Muslim applying for high government job to produce his birth certificates. It might hurt his feelings.
I feel safe just knowing that a military veteran such as myself has been targeted by the feds and that I am in the cross hairs of DHS as a person deserving further scrutiny. Why I might have done something terrible such as having a legally obtained social security number when applying for a job. Everyone knows that the feds prefer those illegally obtained social security numbers that undocumented aliens use when they get a job.
The laws were forged entrap and ensnare law-abiding folks like me. Gosh, I hope I remember to sit down, shut up and maintain a look of reverence in the face of my government betters and masters.
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It’s a Joke. Really.
Someone stumbled across some old jokes. Some really old jokes. From Roman times. Are they funny? Are dead slaves funny? hmmm….
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