Look for the Union Label.
New York, where you can’t paint anything over 8 feet unless a Union guy is watching you do it…
Turns out that in New York City Schools you get paid to perve to be incompetent and nasty. And they want this system to go nation wide….
First the Universal Dieting tips:
Now on the to festivities:
Imagine a diet that consisted largely of vinegar. Or a diet where you could eat as much food as you wanted, but not the kind of food you like. Read them and weep:
Eat as Much as You like and Still Lose Weight
Sugar in your Gas Tank not in your Stomach
Ever heard of the Parasite Diet? How about the Mastication Diet.
Wondering what obscure holidays are being celebrated by the tinfoil hat brigade? Well wonder no more! I will let you in on one or two of them.
About the fudge thing, apparently fudge makes cobras ill. So yelling “fudge” at cobras is supposed to keep poisonous snakes out of North America. Alrightly then…
Antiphospholipid Antibody Syndrome Awareness Month
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Waiting for madness on an Alien sea.
Slowly at first.
Picking up speed as goosebumps line the flesh of naked arms
A shiver of anticipation as delicious as a cool breeze
and Spring petals floating on the rippled waters of a mountain lake.
Fresh sent rises from the piney woods
spoor, blood warm on a moonless night.
We feast lest we fade
and we shun the burning fires of a just sun at first light
Cyber Rainbows and Digital Dreams
A constellation of idiots in a galaxy of fools
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