Thursday, March 31, 2011
April Fools Jokes and Pranks: Is Dick Cheney The Chupacabra
Have you ever seen Dick Cheney and a Chupacabra at the same place at the same time? Could it be that Dick Cheney is THE Chupacabra?
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Hide your Albinos. Dick Cheney is hungry.
Darth Cheney is: FUtus !
By the way, what is Cheney’s Borg Identity? FUtus of Borg. In Borg lore FUtus is often depicted as offering the Borg symbol of unity to the masses.Who else in the Bush administration had a Borg identity? Why there’s Alberto Gonzalez whose Borg identity was Refutus which means: It’s not my fault.What about Bush himself? He was known as BigDoofus of Borg. Well actually BigDoofus of half wit because the Borg refused to give Bush a Borg identity. Even the Borg failed to find a brain in that head. Since they could find no brain, the Borg implants failed to take root in BigDoofus of halfwit. Nevertheless, the Borg in an uncharacteristic show of compassion allowed Bush to glue “falsies”—fake Borg implants onto his person after he let it be known that he thought Borg implants “looked cool.”
Note there are other Borg identities out there.Rush is known as BigGlutus of Borg.
Ann is known as ShrillShrewtus of Borg.
All Girlie Men and whining cry babies are collectively known as BooHootus of Borg.
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Donald Trump’s birth certificate is found in Kenya!
Barack Hussein Obama’s birth certificate is found in Indonesia. It states his religion is Muslim.
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Was Michael Savage born on April Fools Day?
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Obama Admits that Libya was an April Fool’s Joke!
Barack Hussein Obama admitted that Libya was a April Fool’s prank!
“Forget them if they can’t take a joke!”
After all, if it wasn’t a joke, then you’d have to figure out why someone would want a third war with a middle eastern Muslim nation. Why we would aid and abet the same people who gleefully killed our troops in Iraq and what would be the end game if Gadaffi fails to give up or if forces loyal to Gadaffi retaliate in an unpredictable way?
Speaking of April Fools, Jimmy Carter will become the president of Cuba and Israel.
Louis Farrakahn will be proclaimed an honorary Jew by the anti-defamation league.
The most honest republican in America, Newt Gingrich (he only cheated on two wives) will be our next president. Newt will name Rush Limbaugh our ambassador of civility and Glenn Beck as Secretary of Cheese.
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Specter Detector,Earthquake prediction,UFO Hunting, and Amateur Radiation Measurements
I read the other day that 43% of the American people believe in ghosts. I was wondering why those ghost shows keeping popping up on reality TV and the Sci Fi Channel.
Well as with most things unseen or little seen by the eyes of mortal men, you will be wanting some ways to detect ghosts, UFOs, radiation..what ever floats your boat.
These phenomenon may have something in common that can be used to detect their presence–perhaps by even crude, home-made equipment.
Radiation for instance is known to produce ionizing effects. This is why it is dangerous and it is the key to detecting it. There are those who believe that ghost produce a kind of spectral radiation and that earthquakes produce a kind of piezoelectric radiation when they squeeze rocks.
Two home-made ways to detect ionizing radiation are through an electroscope and a cloud chamber. An electroscope is a glass jar with two ultra thin metal leaves inside that spread apart in the presence of an electric field. A cloud chamber can be made of materials such as rubbing alcohol, dry ice and a bell jar. When a charged particle passes through a cloud chamber it causes droplets to condense in its path. This shows up as streaks through the vapor.
There are more exotic ways to try to detect the aura of objects and events. One which I cannot recommend that amateurs try to reproduce is Kirilian photography. The reason I cannot recommend it is that it involves very high voltage and one mistake with it can make you into one of those ghosts you are trying so hard to detect.
There are ready-made kits and cameras that purport to enable you to make images of auras. Check out the safety of such devices very carefully and avoid using them around water.
It is often stated that before earthquakes that some animals start acting strangely. Some who believe that they have encountered UFOs report the malfunction of electronic devices. Electrically charge particles liberated by ionizing radiation can radiate again themselves as they move through different media. Some report that ghosts and paranormal phenomenon have auditory and electrical effects.
It certainly seems that at least some of these phenomenon should be detectable by equipment that monitors frequencies of sound below and above the pitch that humans can hear and equipment that can capture and monitor radiation below and above the frequency of visible light. An interesting experiment might be have such detectors networked so that phenomenon such as earthquakes or UFO swarms could be tracked across the countryside. In some ways what you are looking for in this case are cameras and microphones that operate at frequencies beyond or beneath human notice. Check with scientific supply stores to get such detection devices that also produce signals that can be recorded. You probably don’t want to wait around for an event. You would probably rather go back over logs or better yet, have a computer go back over logs and flag interesting events.
As a side note, on occasion, one hears that some of these phenomenon are associated with special or different or noxious odors. It might be interesting to network sniffers across the country to see if phenomena move in a wide-spread pattern. This could be a surprisingly dangerous effort where odors are concerned. For instance, you could detect when a company was illegally transporting a banned substance such as dangerous chemicals or illegal drugs across state lines. If government officials were secretly smuggling illegal drugs into the country for bribes you could detect that too. No government or corporation would want ordinary citizens to have that kind of networked power. It would be much safer to go back to detecting ghosts, UFOs and earthquakes.
EMF Detectors for Ghosts and UFOs
Well as with most things unseen or little seen by the eyes of mortal men, you will be wanting some ways to detect ghosts, UFOs, radiation..what ever floats your boat.
These phenomenon may have something in common that can be used to detect their presence–perhaps by even crude, home-made equipment.
Radiation for instance is known to produce ionizing effects. This is why it is dangerous and it is the key to detecting it. There are those who believe that ghost produce a kind of spectral radiation and that earthquakes produce a kind of piezoelectric radiation when they squeeze rocks.
Two home-made ways to detect ionizing radiation are through an electroscope and a cloud chamber. An electroscope is a glass jar with two ultra thin metal leaves inside that spread apart in the presence of an electric field. A cloud chamber can be made of materials such as rubbing alcohol, dry ice and a bell jar. When a charged particle passes through a cloud chamber it causes droplets to condense in its path. This shows up as streaks through the vapor.
There are more exotic ways to try to detect the aura of objects and events. One which I cannot recommend that amateurs try to reproduce is Kirilian photography. The reason I cannot recommend it is that it involves very high voltage and one mistake with it can make you into one of those ghosts you are trying so hard to detect.
There are ready-made kits and cameras that purport to enable you to make images of auras. Check out the safety of such devices very carefully and avoid using them around water.
It is often stated that before earthquakes that some animals start acting strangely. Some who believe that they have encountered UFOs report the malfunction of electronic devices. Electrically charge particles liberated by ionizing radiation can radiate again themselves as they move through different media. Some report that ghosts and paranormal phenomenon have auditory and electrical effects.
It certainly seems that at least some of these phenomenon should be detectable by equipment that monitors frequencies of sound below and above the pitch that humans can hear and equipment that can capture and monitor radiation below and above the frequency of visible light. An interesting experiment might be have such detectors networked so that phenomenon such as earthquakes or UFO swarms could be tracked across the countryside. In some ways what you are looking for in this case are cameras and microphones that operate at frequencies beyond or beneath human notice. Check with scientific supply stores to get such detection devices that also produce signals that can be recorded. You probably don’t want to wait around for an event. You would probably rather go back over logs or better yet, have a computer go back over logs and flag interesting events.
As a side note, on occasion, one hears that some of these phenomenon are associated with special or different or noxious odors. It might be interesting to network sniffers across the country to see if phenomena move in a wide-spread pattern. This could be a surprisingly dangerous effort where odors are concerned. For instance, you could detect when a company was illegally transporting a banned substance such as dangerous chemicals or illegal drugs across state lines. If government officials were secretly smuggling illegal drugs into the country for bribes you could detect that too. No government or corporation would want ordinary citizens to have that kind of networked power. It would be much safer to go back to detecting ghosts, UFOs and earthquakes.
EMF Detectors for Ghosts and UFOs
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hamsters
It would seem that the absence of French Military victories is not enough to occupy the Gallic mind. Apparently there are a group of free French who fear the plight of endangered rodents. The Great Hamster of Alsace has found a champion and will live to gnaw another day. So from this day forward there should be no more dalliance with muskrats. It’s hamster love that you’re hankering for. Just admit it.
By the way the mean people say this hamster can be a foot long and it bites. Oh well….
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Zombie Fungus Eats Ant Brains
I find it add and fascinating that there exist fungi in nature that so take over the bodies of their living hosts that the creatures become like zombies.
In fact, as I recall, there is a parasite that takes over snails and not only makes them zombies that do the will of the parasite but the zombified snails will actually advertise their presence to their enemies because the parasites need to get into the gut of a bird to continue their life cycle. Brings new meaning to the term “Eat me.”
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Brain Eating Zombies
By poetryman69
Let me first stipulate that when I am talking about putrid, flesh eating ghouls I am not talking about Rush Limbaugh or Michael Moore.
H1N1 Swine Flu and other Health Concerns
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It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted
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Zombie bankers steal your money and eat your face!
By poetryman69
Zombie bankers steal your money and eat your face!
What the hell is Z-Day? The most interesting description appears to be Zombie day. Kind of like when the Zombies rise from the grave and eat some people. Some Commies seem to think it’s Chairman Obama Day and slackers think it’s a day to going slack. But Slackers always think that.
Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster
It is better to be drunk than wasted
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Z-Day 12/21/2012. Zombie Day. The Final Zeitgeist.
By poetryman69
When will the earth stop being invaded by Imbeciles from the planet Moron? To punish us for the evil way we have destroyed the earth, Imbeciles from the planet moron destroy us in a particularly evil way.
For that matter, why are the robots we create in movies dumb as a box of rocks? We breathe, eat, sleep, reproduce and eliminate wastes. A robot with a decent power source doesn’t have to do any of that. Unless we put the brains of idiots into our robots, the last thing they would try to do if they wanted to get rid of us is to try to pick up a gun and shoot us. Or to try to hit us with something. Even if they really hated us what a smart robot might do is nothing. Given enough time we are likely to wipe out ourselves so why should they bother.
Consider a robot with a little more impatience, let’s say one that was acting under some sort of biological imperative–maybe those space Imbeciles from the planet Moron programmed it. It has any number of ways to wipe us out without direct confrontation. Poison the air,food or water. Change the average temperature of the surface of the earth by 100 degrees–in either direction.
Or maybe it happens like this: Imbeciles from the planet moron land on the planet, steal some human skin from some now dead humans and observe us for a few centuries. They decide they really don’t like us–besides, human skin really itches. So they create some nano robots and send them back to the past to wipe us out. Why use a time machine and send the nanobots back to the past? Well they never liked us much back then either.
Okay then, the nanobots could create a plague that would immediately wipe us all out but that would make this movie end too soon. Besides, where the hell are the freakin’ Zombies?
I’m getting to that.
So the first things the nanobots do is reproduce. They build copies of themselves. When they build enough nano goo and then they steal some human skin. The imbeciles from the planet moron hate human skin but they love stealing it. Go figure.
Now that they look like humans the nanobots infiltrate every terrorist cell on earth and they begin influencing the terrorists to build dirty bombs and bio weapons. The terrorists will set everything off on 21 December 2012. They will wipe out humanity and enjoy 70 odd virgins all on the same day.
So the first wave of bio-weapons turns every human who inhales them into flesh eating Zombies. And like good Zombies everywhere. Once they’ve eaten your skin, they eat your brains.
Let’s see, after that, the nanobots release a flesh wasting diseases that turn the remaining Zombies into goo. Then the nanobots set off the enough nukes to catch the atmosphere on fire. The smoke and ash from that fire blanket the earth and bring on another ice age. The nanobots like the cold. They take over and wait for the imbeciles from the planet moron to show up. The nanobots have grown sentient and they have decided they really, don’t like imbeciles from the planet moron. But they do like stealing their skins…
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Digital Zombies, Cyber Zombies, Digital Cyber Zombies
When is the last time you changed any of your passwords on the internet? If the answer is never, don’t be surprised if you wake up one day and all your accounts are empty. This is especially true if you made your passwords easy to remember.
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Digital Death Penalty
By poetryman69Digital Death
How to Avoid 7 Deadly Cyber Sins
Zeitgest: Zombie Bankers steal your money and eat your Face!
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Jamie Gorelick Short Listed for the FBI?
Let’s hope that the idea of Jamie Gorelick as the director of the FBI is a horrible April fools prank gone awry. She is possibly the worst government official in the history of the world. Only that French dude who invented the Maginot line comes close.
Jamie Gorelick was the author of the wall of ignorance between the FBI and CIA which allowed terrorists to attack us on September 11, 2001. When Gorelick was put on a committee to find the causes of 9/11 she failed to discover herself. Talk about not being able to find your own behind with two hands, a mirrror, your fingerprints every where, a maginfying glass, a flashlight, a dictionary, an encyclopedia and step ladder…
When the biggest financial collapse in the history of the western world was happening, guess what stalwart government official was manning the bulwarks and calling for more candles to look for hydrogen leaks on the Hidenburg? That walking human disaster: Jamie Gorelick acting as Vice Chair of Fannie Mae and making sure she got one of those “conflict of interest loans” before the economy melted down.
I had thought that it was president Barack Hussein Obama’s goal reduce the United States of America to a third world nation and a tenth rate vassal of the world’s only super power: China.
If Obama appoints the worst administrator on 8 planets to be director of the FBI, then I will withdraw my previous assertion and substitute it with another.
In Libya, Obama bombed that nut Gaddafi in support of the same terroists who rushed take up arms against our soldiers in Iraq.
In appointing Gorelick, Obama will bring in someone whose credentials in ushering the financial and physical ruin of the United States are second to none. We can only ask: Is Obama appointing Gorelick so that she can finish what she began on 9/11 and in the economic recession we are just now crawling out of? Does Obama hate us that much?
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Obama Fires the Most Missiles of Any Nobel Peace Prize Winner
There is a recall movement afoot to take back the Nobel Peace Prize of Barack Hussein Obama. He has in Libya, fired more missiles than any other Nobel Peace Prize winner. Some dispute this claim and counter with the assertion that the late Yasser Arafat fired more missiles. Well if we say that Obama fired more missiles than any other living Nobel Peace Prize winner, then Obama goes to the head of that class again.
This is what comes of giving an undeserved Nobel Peace Prize way to soon. They had to make the decision to give it to him before he was president. At that point he was a community organizing Senator who was great at reading teleprompters. If that’s the criteria for getting a Nobel Peace Prize then every senator should get one with a croissant at breakfast.
I don’t think they are going to be successful at rescinding that prize. After all they’d have to take Al Gore’s away too since Global Warming and Climate Change are also hoaxes and frauds.
Since Obama is playing at faux war, and basically tell everyone that whatever is happening in Libya is not our fault because we are trying to get someone else to take responsibility as quick as we can. Lord knows that Barrack Hussein Obama can never be held responsible–for anything.
It is interesting to see the far right in the person of radio talk show host Michael Savage and the far left in person of alien abducted congressman Dennis the Menace, I mean Dennis Kucinich, both vehemently disagree with what Obama is doing in Libya.
It is also interesting that Obama did not ask the congress for so much as a resolution in support of his military action and instead of announcing to the American people what he was doing, Obama took the occasion of the Libyan bombing to skip town and vacation in Brazil. But never fear, Obama did ask every foreigner he could find for permission. He asked Muslim Nations, Arab nations, as well as France and Germany for permission and support. He asked the UN.
He did not ask you because what you think does not matter to him. That is why you voted for him the first time and it is exactly why you will vote for him again. You have always wanted a president who won’t even pretend to give a rat what you think.
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Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
Zombie Fungus Eats Ant Brains
I find it add and fascinating that there exist fungi in nature that so take over the bodies of their living hosts that the creatures become like zombies.
In fact, as I recall, there is a parasite that takes over snails and not only makes them zombies that do the will of the parasite but the zombified snails will actually advertise their presence to their enemies because the parasites need to get into the gut of a bird to continue their life cycle. Brings new meaning to the term “Eat me.”
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Brain Eating Zombies
By poetryman69
Let me first stipulate tha when I am talking about putrid, flesh eating ghouls I am not talking about Rush Limbaugh or Michael Moore.
H1N1 Swine Flu and other Health Concerns
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It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted
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Zombie bankers steal your money and eat your face!
By poetryman69
Zombie bankers steal your money and eat your face!
What the hell is Z-Day? The most interesting description appears to be Zombie day. Kind of like when the Zombies rise from the grave and eat some people. Some Commies seem to think it’s Chairman Obama Day and slackers think it’s a day to going slack. But Slackers always think that.
Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster
It is better to be drunk than wasted
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Z-Day 12/21/2012. Zombie Day. The Final Zeitgeist.
By poetryman69
When will the earth stop being invaded by Imbeciles from the planet Moron? To punish us for the evil way we have destroyed the earth, Imbeciles from the planet moron destroy us in a particularly evil way.
For that matter, why are the robots we create in movies dumb as a box of rocks? We breathe, eat, sleep, reproduce and eliminate wastes. A robot with a decent power source doesn’t have to do any of that. Unless we put the brains of idiots into our robots, the last thing they would try to do if they wanted to get rid of us is to try to pick up a gun and shoot us. Or to try to hit us with something. Even if they really hated us what a smart robot might do is nothing. Given enough time we are likely to wipe out ourselves so why should they bother.
Consider a robot with a little more impatience, let’s say one that was acting under some sort of biological imperative–maybe those space Imbeciles from the planet Moron programmed it. It has any number of ways to wipe us out without direct confrontation. Poison the air,food or water. Change the average temperature of the surface of the earth by 100 degrees–in either direction.
Or maybe it happens like this: Imbeciles from the planet moron land on the planet, steal some human skin from some now dead humans and observe us for a few centuries. They decide they really don’t like us–besides, human skin really itches. So they create some nano robots and send them back to the past to wipe us out. Why use a time machine and send the nanobots back to the past? Well they never liked us much back then either.
Okay then, the nanobots could create a plague that would immediately wipe us all out but that would make this movie end too soon. Besides, where the hell are the freakin’ Zombies?
I’m getting to that.
So the first things the nanobots do is reproduce. They build copies of themselves. When they build enough nano goo and then they steal some human skin. The imbeciles from the planet moron hate human skin but they love stealing it. Go figure.
Now that they look like humans the nanobots infiltrate every terrorist cell on earth and they begin influencing the terrorists to build dirty bombs and bio weapons. The terrorists will set everything off on 21 December 2012. They will wipe out humanity and enjoy 70 odd virgins all on the same day.
So the first wave of bio-weapons turns every human who inhales them into flesh eating Zombies. And like good Zombies everywhere. Once they’ve eaten your skin, they eat your brains.
Let’s see, after that, the nanobots release a flesh wasting diseases that turn the remaining Zombies into goo. Then the nanobots set off the enough nukes to catch the atmosphere on fire. The smoke and ash from that fire blanket the earth and bring on another ice age. The nanobots like the cold. They take over and wait for the imbeciles from the planet moron to show up. The nanobots have grown sentient and they have decided they really, don’t like imbeciles from the planet moron. But they do like stealing their skins…
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Digital Zombies, Cyber Zombies, Digital Cyber Zombies
By poetryman69
When is the last time you changed any of your passwords on the internet? If the answer is never, don’t be surprised if you wake up one day and all your accounts are empty. This is especially true if you made your passwords easy to remember.
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Digital Death Penalty
By poetryman69Digital Death
How to Avoid 7 Deadly Cyber Sins
Zeitgest: Zombie Bankers steal your money and eat your Face!
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Sunday, March 20, 2011
Don’t Eat Iodine, Eat Fish
The radiation from Japan was a bust. The alarmists like that 9/11 Truther Alex Jones may choose to poison himself and his family by taking too much potassium iodide, but you should not. Firstly because the radiation levels are less than you got when you passed through the naked body scanner at the airport, and less than the amount than you got just by flying on an airline, and less than you would get by living in Denver Colorado.
On second thought, not even the family of Alex Jones deserves to develop skin lesions because they took too many chemicals. Maybe his family can just pretend to take the pills long enough to get Alex Jones to shut up and leave them alone…
Now if you do want to get some iodine in your body to protect yourself from poor health or radiation or whatever, eat more fish. Eat kelp or sea vegetables. Eat any deep salt water sea food. Not too much because of that mercury thing but a little extra sea food would keep you iodized in a healthy way so stick with that.
There are moral reasons why you should not stock up on pills you don’t need. There are people, such as the people within 50 miles of that leaking nuclear power plant in Japan who may actually need that medicine. Let’s save it for those who need it.
If you must panic over something consider this: When Obama had an excuse to shut down new oil wells and new deep sea drilling he did it. Now that he has an excuse to shut down nuclear power he may well do that. Before Obama became president he promised to make energy costs skyrocket. It looks like he has an excuse to do it now.
Don’t YouTube Obama SkyRocket
If you value your sanity, don’t go on YouTube and look up the terms: Obama Skyrocket.
Let’s face it, you can’t handle the truth. You don’t know and you don’t want to know.
WARNING! BS ALERT!!!
Some will say: Yes he wants prices to go up but not this quickly. He wants a slow rise in the price of energy in order to slowly wean us off fossil fuels.
Question: Have you ever heard of a “slow” skyrocket? Is it even possible for something that skyrockets to be slow?
Some spin doctors try the following hand waving explanation: He was talking about coal or electricity not oil or gasoline.
Interesting…Did you know that the truly poor, people who are so poor that they don’t have cars and don’t need gasoline to fuel them would be more adversely affected by a rise in the price of electricity than by a rise in the price of gas? Do you hate the poor and love the rich and middle class? Is that why you target something that hurts the poor more than the middle the middle class and the rich?
Moreover, do you Climate Changers and Global Warmers even read your “theories?” Do you guys even know what carbon based fossil fuels are? Because if you do, then why would you expect any rational person to believe that you would target only one kind of fossil fuel? Remember, you were the one who said that using any carbon based fuel will destroy the earth and harm all the humans. So why would you simple provide an incentive for us to switch from one fossil fuel, namely coal, to others such as oil, natural gas and gasoline?
Trying to argue that the president only wants coal and electricity prices to skyrocket is childish and ignorant at best and disingenuous at worst.
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President Barack Hussein Obama’s Energy Policy
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Who Will Cost You More in 2013, Democrats or Republicans?
Actually, it may not be rational to use political party to determine which politician would make a bigger dent in your wallet in 2013 should you vote for him in 2012. Rather you should ask a series of questions, not of your congressman, senator or even of the president. Instead you should interrogate their records. In an election year, just about anything any politician says is a lie. The reason for this is that if they told you the truth, you would refuse to vote for them. After all, you can’t get something for nothing but the politician you are about to vote for will tell you that you can.
Meanwhile, back at the political record…Ask history, ask the politician’s written and spoken record what was his stance on Global Warming and Climate Change. If his record says that he believes that these two phenomenon don’t exist or that we don’t need to account for them, stop. You have arrived at the politician who will cost you the least in 2013. If your wallet is your guide then vote for this man.
Let us suppose that the politician in question said that Climate Change is happening or that Global Warming is real. Your wallet just got lighter.
Suppose your politician has stated that Global warming or Climate change are real and anthropogenic or man-made. Half the cash in your wallet magically disappeared.
Now finally, what if your political representative is on record saying that the United States is the chief culprit in Climate Change and/or Global Warming? Then voting for this man is akin to emptying out your entire bank account, adding to it your salary for the whole year, putting that stack of cash into a large waste can and setting fire to it. It doesn’t matter what your favorite politicians says with his lying lips during an election year. When there was no election and he could afford to tell the truth, he admitted that he is for an expensive carbon trading scheme that will ensure that the price of food and fuel will double. He has to do this because he is absolutely convinced that we will all die a horrible death from Climate Change or Global Warming. So, from his point of view, if he lies to you during an election, it is for your own good.
Do you know that at least some of that rioting in the middle east was about? The lack of jobs and the rising cost of food. If you vote for Congressman Climate Change or Senator Global Warming the inevitable extra expense in the cost of living will dampen the employment picture in the United States as well. Employers will pay more to keep the lights on and the trucks fueled. They will have less money to hire new people. Some of the more ill-fated Global Warming initiatives such as corn-based ethanol are actually fueling riots around the world because using corn in this way is not only inefficient ill-advised and destructive, it makes food more expensive for everyone everywhere.
Good luck with you gas engine when they increase the mandatory ethanol percentage by they way. High ethanol eats gasoline based engines
So we return to the question that we started with. And now the question becomes, is one party more associated with Global Warming and Climate Change than the other?
The other day it was calculated that the average man on the earth is a 28-year-old Han Chinese male.
Not let me get this straight, given that China and India have weaker environmental controls than we do, greater populations and they are every day aspiring to our standard of living, we are supposed to believe that even in anthropogenic Climate Change was real that we are the worst culprits? Well of course. Everyone knows that capitalist coal pollutes and communist coal does not.
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The science is in and the matter is settled. Just when America is barely crawling back out of a recession, President Barack Hussein Obama and his entire administration are on record saying that they intend to push forward the Climate Change and Global Warming cap-and-trade and carbon trading legislation. President Obama has already admitted that energy prices will skyrocket once he does this.
Can you afford to pay more money for EVERYTHING you buy? If an employer has to pay more money for every raw material he uses and the gasoline that keeps his vehicles running, do you suppose he will want to hire more people? What does your commonsense tell you?
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Obama’s Energy Policies Triggers Blackouts and Power Shortages?
Alex Jones is on the conspiracy warpath again. He seems to be claiming that it is Obama’s energy policies which caused the rolling blackouts experienced by Texas on the eve of the super bowl when our temperatures were staying below freezing even during the day time.
Well Obama did say that he would deliberately try to make reduce carbon based energy and to make the prices of that energy sky-rocket.
Obama deliberately bankrupting power plants?
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Communist Coal Does not Pollute. ONLY Capitalist Coal Causes Climate Change and Global Warming.
You might ask yourself why China, which has over a billion people and weaker environmental controls than the US is allowed to burn as much coal as it likes without rebuke but we must shut down our civilization and live in the cold darkness without jobs in order to save the earth from Global Warming and Climate Change. Well it’s a fact. A true fact: Communist coal does not pollute. ONLY Capitalist coal causes climate change and global warming.
By the way, the pollution that you thought you saw in China during the Olympics was a capitalist optical illusion. Those with clear eyes and truer vision like Karl Marx, MSNBC or Barack Hussein Obama saw the sweet, clean air of the dictatorship of the proletariat. The victory of the Marxists Peoples over imperialism was very much in evidence. Be Red and Expert!!!
And we can easily verify these facts are true by the following reasoning: If it were not true that US coal and fossil fuel burning causes more anthropogenic global warming than non US fossil fuel burning then all of efforts of the United States and Western Europe combined to reduce our carbon footprints would amount to a stupid waste of time because the fossil fuel burning of China and India would dwarf our efforts. Clearly it does not matter how much carbon based fuel China and India use. These two non Western nations could even double the usage of the United States and Western Europe combined, and still, by Marxist Magic, our fuel usage would be infinitely worse and cause nothing but problems. To paraphrase the words of the great bard: The feces of China and India would not be odoriferous.
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Want Cheap Gas? Dump Democrats
Whenever they think you aren’t looking and listening, liberals always conspire to raise energy and fuel prices to European levels. They don’t like the energy you use, they don’t like your life style and they don’t like you.
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Perigee Moon
The perigee is the point of closest of approach. The extreme super moon is nearer to the earth than any moon in 20 years. It’s not a blue moon. It’s not a wolf moon. It’s an extreme super moon!
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Super Moon March Madness, Earthquakes, Temblors, Tidal Waves and Tsunamis
The doomsday crowd has a new toy to play with. It is called the super moon.
Everyone knows that gravitational forces of the moon have an effect on the ocean tides of the earth. Well there are lunatics who think that the full moon at its perigee to the earth can do more than move some water around. They think a close up big moon can cause earthquakes, hurricanes and other natural disasters. The next super moon is on March 19th. Naturally this particular “apocalypse now” crowd notes that one of the largest earthquakes in recorded history happened not one week away form this particular super moon.
Others point out that the Katrina hurricane happened near a super moon in 2005. Also that 9.0 earthquake in Indonesia supposedly happened near an extreme super moon.
As per usual with these matters, respected scientists say that while you might see an exceptionally low tide or an exceptionally high one, all that other talk is bumpkiss hokum.
However if you look behind that curtain of scientific certainty, you will see some scientists who will admit that an alignment of the sun and the moon might have effect on things like volcanoes and earthquakes at level less than one percent.
If you spend much time looking at scientific data you will note that scientists often consider effects at thresholds below 5% as being insignificant.
It might be a little more honest to say that the available scientific evidence would put the likelihood of a super moon causing an earthquake similar to the chance that you will be simultaneously struck by lightning and a meteorite on our head this very day. Carry a sturdy umbrella!
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Super Moon March Madness, Earthquakes, Temblors, Tidal Waves and Tsunamis
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How to Prepare for the End of the World on May 21 2011
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10/10/10, Digital Doomsday, Cyber Apocalypse
Digital Cyber Terror Attack Code Named Bank Holiday
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2012. End of the World. Doomsday. Sacred Geometries
Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster
It is better to be drunk than wasted
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Waiting on the End of the World
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Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Super Moon March Madness, Earthquakes, Temblors, Tidal Waves and Tsunamis
The doomsday crowd has a new toy to play with. It is called the super moon.
Everyone knows that gravitational forces of the moon have an effect on the ocean tides of the earth. Well there are lunatics who think that the full moon at its perigee to the earth can do more than move some water around. They think a close up big moon can cause earthquakes, hurricanes and other natural disasters. The next super moon is on March 19th. Naturally this particular “apocalypse now” crowd notes that one of the largest earthquakes in recorded history happened not one week away form this particular super moon.
Others point out that the Katrina hurricane happened near a super moon in 2005. Also that 9.0 earthquake in Indonesia supposedly happened near an extreme super moon.
As per usual with these matters, respected scientists say that while you might see an exceptionally low tide or an exceptionally high one, all that other talk is bumpkiss hokum.
However if you look behind that curtain of scientific certainty, you will see some scientists who will admit that an alignment of the sun and the moon might have effect on things like volcanoes and earthquakes at level less than one percent.
If you spend much time looking at scientific data you will note that scientists often consider effects at thresholds below 5% as being insignificant.
It might be a little more honest to say that the available scientific evidence would put the likelihood of a super moon causing an earthquake similar to the chance that you will be simultaneously struck by lightning and a meteorite on our head this very day. Carry a sturdy umbrella!
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Super Moon March Madness, Earthquakes, Temblors, Tidal Waves and Tsunamis
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How to Prepare for the End of the World on May 21 2011
It’s the End of the World, Again…
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10/10/10, Digital Doomsday, Cyber Apocalypse
Digital Cyber Terror Attack Code Named Bank Holiday
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2012. End of the World. Doomsday. Sacred Geometries
Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster
It is better to be drunk than wasted
Looking for God in an Atom Smasher
Waiting on the End of the World
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Abstract , Digital, Fractal Designs and Art for 11,1.1.11,1.11.11,11.11.11
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Bill Maher says: “Koran is a Hate Filled Book”
For an atheist, Bill Maher sure has a lot of strong opinions about religion. He has also stated that he does not believe that Obama is a Christian.
For the record, I don’t think Obama is a Christian either. I think he is a Marxist.
And as for what Maher says about the Quran. No comment. Bill, you are on your own!
Bill Maher opines on the Quran
Bill Maher and “The End of Faith”
By the way Bill, when the religion of peace and love shows you how tolerant they are, can I have all your worldly possessions? Just thought I would ask.
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Bill Maher does not Believe Barack Hussein Obama is a Christian
Maher believes that Obama is a secular humanist like his mother. I believe Obama is Muslim like his father. After all, Obama was raised in a Muslim school.
I also believe that Obama is a communist like each and everyone of his mentors when he reached college age and his preacher of 20 years.
Bill Maher does not Believe Barack Hussein Obama is a Christian
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Michael Moore Takes Off Barack Obama’s Pink Tutu
Academy award-winning, documentary film maker Michael Moore has demanded that President Barack Hussein Obama take off his pink tutu and put a red on. Moore who has used his movies and his political pronouncements to openly admire the medical systems of the communist nation of Cuba, is urging Obama to fight for a more socialist, Marxist and Communist United States in which an all-powerful government forces disenfranchised citizens to follow the communist manifesto in lock-step fashion. Many on the left such as MSNBC and Bill Maher have argued with more or less vigor that Obama should act as an authoritarian and all-knowing communist dictator and force communism on the American people whether they like it or not.
What is interesting about rich and powerful people like George Soros, Michael Moore, Bill Maher, and the employees of MSNBC is that when the United States collapses under Marxist idiocy as the nation of Greece did, these left wingers will be able to leave the country and will not have to endure the long redistributionist bread lines. If is even more interesting that all of these limousine liberals keep their own money and stay dumb, fat and happy even though they say other rich people are evil for not supporting communism.
One critic has pointed out that after leading the democratic party to defeat in the 2008 elections, Obama and his leftist supporters are being breath takingly stupid in not getting the message: Not everyone body wants to be a socialist no matter how many magazine covers say otherwise.
For the left, the communist manifesto is a religion. They do not consult reality and they never let themselves be confused by the facts. The left worships at the altar of the destruction of the United States. Every leftist uses two copies of the constitution. They shred one and use it for kindling to start a fire. They use the other for toilet paper.
Spending Trillions while Saving Billions: Obama’s idea of a “Balanced Budget”
Cutting the 2012 Federal Budget
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Government Does not Create Wealth
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55% of likely voters know that Obama is actually a socialist
6 Things that are destroying America
Replacing the Constitution with the Communist Manifesto
3rd Japanese Nuclear Power Plant Explosion. Meltdown at Fukushima
3rd Japanese Nuclear Power Plant Blows Up
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9/10/11 9.10.11 9-10-11 September 10 2011
At this juncture it appears that absolutely nothing is slated to happen on 10 September 2011. So that would be an excellent day to stock up on your emergency supplies such as potassium iodide, 72 hours of water, lots of canned food and extra ammunition. Never forget that the boy scout motto is not: Always be real scared. It’s always be prepared!!!
Angry Mayan Angels could be coming with earthquakes, volcanoes, lightning, ice storms, tornadoes, tsunamis and hurricanes to separate your from your next birthday!!!
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Lost City of Atlantis, Swamped by Ancient Tsunami, Found in Cadiz Spain?
Tsunami research uncovers the lost city of Atlantis
Ancient City Swamped by Tsunami
Ancient and Lost Civilizations
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How to Prepare for the End of the World on May 21 2011
It’s the End of the World, Again…
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10/10/10, Digital Doomsday, Cyber Apocalypse
Digital Cyber Terror Attack Code Named Bank Holiday
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2012. End of the World. Doomsday. Sacred Geometries
Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster
It is better to be drunk than wasted
Looking for God in an Atom Smasher
Waiting on the End of the World
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Abstract , Digital, Fractal Designs and Art for 11,1.1.11,1.11.11,11.11.11
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beware the wicked hickies!@#$%^&*
Monday, March 14, 2011
9/10/11 9.10.11 9-10-11 September 10 2011
At this juncture it appears that absolutely nothing is slated to happen on 10 September 2011. So that would be an excellent day to stock up on your emergency supplies such as potassium iodide, 72 hours of water, lots of canned food and extra ammunition. Never forget that the boy scout motto is not: Always be real scared. It’s always be prepared!!!
Angry Mayan Angels could be coming with earthquakes, volcanoes, lightning, ice storms, tornadoes, tsunamis and hurricanes to separate your from your next birthday!!!
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Lost City of Atlantis, Swamped by Ancient Tsunami, Found in Cadiz Spain?
Tsunami research uncovers the lost city of Atlantis
Ancient City Swamped by Tsunami
Ancient and Lost Civilizations
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How to Prepare for the End of the World on May 21 2011
It’s the End of the World, Again…
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10/10/10, Digital Doomsday, Cyber Apocalypse
Digital Cyber Terror Attack Code Named Bank Holiday
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2012. End of the World. Doomsday. Sacred Geometries
Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster
It is better to be drunk than wasted
Looking for God in an Atom Smasher
Waiting on the End of the World
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Abstract , Digital, Fractal Designs and Art for 11,1.1.11,1.11.11,11.11.11
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beware the wicked hickies!@#$%^&*
Lost City of Atlantis, Swamped by Ancient Tsunami, Found in Cadiz Spain?
Tsunami research uncovers the lost city of Atlantis
Ancient City Swamped by Tsunami
Ancient and Lost Civilizations
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How to Prepare for the End of the World on May 21 2011
It’s the End of the World, Again…
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10/10/10, Digital Doomsday, Cyber Apocalypse
Digital Cyber Terror Attack Code Named Bank Holiday
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2012. End of the World. Doomsday. Sacred Geometries
Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster
It is better to be drunk than wasted
Looking for God in an Atom Smasher
Waiting on the End of the World
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Abstract , Digital, Fractal Designs and Art for 11,1.1.11,1.11.11,11.11.11
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China Syndrome Nuclear Power Planet Melt Down in Japan
China Syndrome Nuclear Power Planet Melt Down in Japan
Melt downs, explosions, using sea water for emergency cooling. Things are not going well in Japan.
Lesson learned: Do not put nuclear power plant on an earthquake fault line. Also, have a back up emergency coolant injection switch and maybe lead infused concrete slurry on hand for acts of God.
Japan battles nuclear meltdown
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How to Prepare for the End of the World on May 21 2011
It’s the End of the World, Again…
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10/10/10, Digital Doomsday, Cyber Apocalypse
Digital Cyber Terror Attack Code Named Bank Holiday
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2012. End of the World. Doomsday. Sacred Geometries
Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster
It is better to be drunk than wasted
Looking for God in an Atom Smasher
Waiting on the End of the World
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Abstract , Digital, Fractal Designs and Art for 11,1.1.11,1.11.11,11.11.11
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