Long ass name for a long ass lake.
It does not mean: You fish on your side. I fish on my side. Nobody fish in the middle. But it sounds funny so some translate the Native American name in this way.
Apparently the true translation does mention something about neutrality and fishing….
Call it’s Webster Lake in Massachusetts.
How can I misspell thee? Let me count the ways:
Lake Chaubunagungamaug
Chargoggaggoggmancogmanhoggagogg
Chargoggagoggmanchoggagogg
Welll…you get the idea
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Pork President
By poetryman69
As President of the Pork Protectorate, our commander-in-chief should be showered in ham, ham hocks, pork luncheon meats, pepperoni pizza, pork rinds and prosciutto.
Unless of course he really is Barry Soetoro a foreign born Marxist Muslim.
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The Pork Prince
By poetryman69
The Pork Prince was protected on all sides by signs, wonders and sigils.
There was magic in the air and underfoot that saved the Pork Prince from the unporked.
Magic and twin moats filled will pig urine and hog feces. Though the moats were deep they were not in an of themselves barriers sufficient to hold evil doers at bay.
No it was the smell that did that. Have you ever smelled fermented feces?
As a final act of desperation the Pork Prince trod only on holey ground.
To a depth of six feet, all of the earth under his pigskin shod feet was mixed with pig urine, pig feces and hog blood. None who were unporked dared to approach the Pork Prince least the squeal of stuck pigs come unbidden to their lips.
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Hog Haven
One Nation Under A Pig. In Pork We Trust.
Swine Before Pearls
Porcine Providence
Gentlemen Prefer Pork
Good Bye Pork Pie Hat
Porky’s Revenge
Porking America. Pork, Porked, Getting Porked
So much could be solved in our lives with the proper application of pork products. We should have ham and prosciutto from sea to sea shining sea. We should have pork rinds scattered underfoot when we walk. All cemeteries should be pork lined, pork laden and pork mined. Our money should be based on pork skins and all our food should grown with pork manure. Speaking of pork manure, we should fuel our entire society on the methane derived from the excrement of pigs.
With pork we could end wars and solve world hunger. Who needs oil when you have pigs.
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Desecration of Ground Zero and 911
Why don’t we just re-zone it as a Red Light district. Put some strip joints on it.
It that doesn’t work, make it a slaughter-house for hogs. After some pigs get butchered there no one else will want it.
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