Sunday, July 31, 2011
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Employment Opportunities in China
One of the easiest jobs to get in China is English teacher. You don’t even have to speak Chinese to get such a job. But as time goes on, the market for English teachers is likely to change and jobs will probably be harder to get. Therefore it is best to at least know some Chinese before you go. As a matter of survival knowing how to count to ten and ask where the bathroom is would probably be a good idea. Fortunately, there are any number of ways to pick up the Chinese language. You could make friends with someone from China and get them to tutor you. By the way, there are different dialects in China. So getting a person who speaks Cantonese to tutor you could be useless in most of China since the principal language is Mandarin. But if you are going to a province where Cantonese is the main language, learning that language could be a good thing.
If you are ever on iTunes to check out the music, wander on over to the iPod section and check out the language instruction. You may find some free beginning instruction in Mandarin. If you want to learn to speak, read, or even write Chinese, Google is your friend. Another place to pick up the language is at various travel forums around the web.
A more recent way to get employment is open mainly to Caucasian foreigners. If someone wants to say this is racist I won’t argue but these are the facts. Again, you don’t need to speak Chinese to do this job. What you will need is to be a man–yes it’s sexist too–and to look half way decent in a suit. You will play one of two roles. Either the corporate slave master or the foreign Angel. As a corporate slave master you stand around sweating in your ill-fitting suit looking angry and impatient. The foreman brings some complaining workers together and points at you and says something like “I would like to meet your demands but our European owner is a slave driver. He demands more work and is thinking of paying you less or even firing you if you keep complaining.”
Or you could play the part of the foreign Angel. The foreman brings together some slackers who need a little incentive and says: “See that American over there? He is thinking of investing in the company and making all our jobs better, and giving us raises and better working conditions but only if we can show him we are worth the money by doubling our output.”
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How to Bring Chinese Students to America
How to do Business Travel in China
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Monday, July 25, 2011
Chasing Non-Alcoholic Beer with Decaffeinated Coffee
Chasing Decaf with Non-Alcoholic Beers
Twilight of the blogs…We exist in the shimmer between a wish and a hope, subsisting on decaffeinated coffee and nonalcoholic beer. Supplemented with the occasional carob cookie sweetened with Splenda or veggie chips dipped in Cheez Whiz.
We are artificial beings with lips and breasts of plastic and implants both before and behind. We don’t trip the TSA sensors but if they ever create a plastic detector we will melt it down with a single glance.
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Saturday, July 23, 2011
Friday, July 22, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
Let A Real Black Man Run For President
Herman Cain is a black businessman who is running for president. He does not hate the United States so we will not try to change it, destroy it or apologize for it.
Herman Cain is running as a republican but currently he is a second or third tier candidate. The controversial Michelle Bachmann is the front-runner and the media’s choice for a republican presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, is a close second.
In order to vault above the likes of Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich Herman Cain is going to have to do or say something shocking. Something like declaring that he is running to repeal the Communist Manifesto as enacted by President Barack Hussein Obama. Then Cain can do a step by ste, line by line comparison between Obama’s policies and the Communist Manifesto.
For instance:
1) One of the principle planks of Obama’s democrat party and the Communist Manifesto is a heavy, progressive income tax. In fact, Obama would rather keep social security checks out of the hands of seniors than give up more Marxist taxes.
2) Even though the Department Of Education is the single most useless department in all of government both Obama and the Communist Manifesto require the continued existence of the Department Education so Obama would never let abolish it.
3) Centralization of communication and transportation in the hands of the state is both a Communist Manifesto and an Obama democrat principle. This is why the Obama administration has repeatedly tried to marginalize one of the few media outlets it does not control: Fox News. It is also why all democrats push for the “Fairness Doctrine.” The Fairness Doctrine really means that the government will control all means of communication. As for public transit, this is why every democrat in America wants to get you out of your car and into public transit. The Communist Manifest which is the Bible of every democrat, especially Obama, tells them to do it.
Now some would point out that Herman Cain has already made some attention-getting, controversial statements. However he is making the wrong statements and getting the wrong attention. It is true that in the long run, Muslims may use our laws to take us over just as they are trying to do in Europe. However, it is their right to do so–just as it is our right to resist. The only proper thing I have heard coming out of Herman Cain concerning Islam is his opposition to the imposition of Sharia Law. And he is right. This is a non negotiable position and one every cabinet member irrespective of faith should be required to sign on to. The constitution must be the supreme law of the land and Sharia Law cannot legally apply to any citizen of the United States. Period. As things stand now, Herman Cain would be required to have Muslims in his government just to prove that he is not an unreasoning, racist bigot.
By the way, any group of Americans has the right to use our laws to try take over the governance of the country through peaceful, lawful and non-violent means irrespective of what they believe as long as they do not advocate the violent overthrow of the government or the abrogation or violation of the rights and liberties of others for matters of politics, race, gender or religion. So if Muslims want a more Islamic union they have the perfect right to say so and the try to bring it about. But they do not have the right to try to establish Sharia Law in American since it violates the constitution, the rights of women and the rights of non-Muslims.
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Obama Kept His Promise to Change America
Democrats Should Have Balanced The Budget When They Were in Charge
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Conservatives should Claim the Budget Cut Economy
If Obama caves and goes for the budget cutting proposals of conservatives the republicans should do more than claim victory.
The republicans should take all the credit for the budget cutting economy to come. After all, businessmen will know that Obama and the democrats will no longer be stealing money in the form of taxes. That means businessmen would be free to invest in America again.
A democrat is like an indignant thief who, after stealing half your money and calling it taxes, takes umbrage if you don’t spend the remaining half exactly as the democrats want. Democrats scream at the top of their lungs that they are just waiting for businessmen to make a profit so they can grab the cash and run like the thieves they are. The democrats can’t understand why businessmen are reluctant to hire people and banks are unwilling to lend. Liberals declared they would take the money as soon as the business made a profit. Businessmen, companies and corporations are saving their money in case disaster comes along. A disaster known has higher taxes brought to you by the democrat party.
Businessmen, if you want a predictable business climate, it turns out that the future is entirely in your hands. Before you spend a penny hiring a new employee, go out and hold a press conference and the let the American people know that it is because the republicans have kept Obama and the democrats from raising your taxes that your felt free to hire new employees again.
Banks before you make new business loans announce to the public that it is because the republicans kept Obama and the demorats from raising taxes on you that you felt free to borrow.
Investors, before you put trillions back into the American economy let the voters know that it was republicans and republicans alone that demonstrated that the United States was ready, willing and able to pay off it bills without raising taxes or borrowing or printing money. Also, republicans made the investment climate less hostile by keeping Obama and the democrats from raising taxes.
Declare victory republicans, conservatives and Tea Baggers. You’ve earned it!!!
And after a victory lap get back to work at producing a balanced budget amendment to the constitution, repealing commie care or ObamaCare, abolishing the IRS and the Department of Education and the EPA, and finally putting domestic energy back on its feet. Drill for oil at the white house dammit!!!!
Bolstering the Brazilian economy and loaning foreign Marxist billionaires money to bolster foreign energy concerns was a treasonous act which should never be repeated.
By the way, the Dream Act which would benefit foreign criminals and their children is bribed treason. Declare it as such and trash it.
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Obama Kept His Promise to Change America
Democrats Should Have Balanced the Budget When they Were in Charge
Friday, July 15, 2011
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Selling China:Import Export
By poetryman69
How to Bring Chinese Students to America
How to do Business Travel in China
- China on the Cheap – Associated Content – associatedcontent.com
- Doing small business in China
- How to Have a Soft Landing in China | eHow.com
- How to Have a Soft Landing in China. Often problems like laws, language and custom make it difficult to do business in a foreign country. What is needed is a soft landing. A soft landing would be an America friendly place in a…
- How to do Business Travel in China | FireHow.com
- How to do Business Travel in China. Forming business models that will allow the expansion of American business into Chinese markets
- Giving China the Business – Associated Content – associatedcontent.com
- A profitable business model for China
- How to Bring Chinese Students to America | FireHow.com
- How to Bring Chinese Students to America. We need to generate some more foreign trade income for the US
- China on a Shoestring | Bukisa.com
- How do small businesses get a foothold in China?
- Doing Business in China in 2010, the Year of the Metal Tiger – Associated Content – associatedcontent.com
- Doing business in the Year of the White Metal Tiger
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What is the most Exotic thing you have ever put in your mouth?
Chinese Cuisine: Buddha Jumps Over the Wall
Buddha Jumps Over the Wall is a Chinese soup that is said to be so tasty that it made the vegetarian Buddha go off his vegetarian diet. He supposedly literally jumped over a wall to get at whatever smelled so good while it was cooking.
I don’t know. To my western tastes it looks fibrous and fishy. These are qualities that if taken alone I do not find appetizing. When brought together, they compose a dish that makes me say: I’ll pass.
Even though I will not eat Buddha Jumps over a Wall, the ingredients and the name are so intriguing that I am moved to describe them to you.
It has shark fin in it. Despite the fact that some rave about the anti-cancer properties of shark fin, I will still pass.
Like any other food made for consumption by humans, the exact ingredients probably depend on who is making the soup. But traditionally the soup has contained shark fins, shrimp, dried sea cucumbers, mushrooms, ginseng, and something called wolfberries.
Buddha soup by some recipes can take up to three days to cook and can contain as many as 30 ingredients.
Some additional ingredients used in some variants of the soup are scallions, quail eggs, bamboo shoots, chicken, pork feet, fish maw, lamb, turnips, carrots, cinnamon, star anise, rock candy, dark soy sauce, bamboo leave and lotus leaves.
Shark fin is one of the more difficult ingredients to deal with. Some cooks say it should be soaked in vinegar over night. Given how tough the shark fin must be to take this kind of treatment even before it is cooked, one wonders what made the first gourmet think of eating it. Hunger I guess.
Just looking over the ingredients of the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall soup it is obviously high in protein and calcium.
I am sure it will come as no surprise that some people claim that Chinese soups in general confer many health benefits to the consumer. I don’t know about Buddha jumped over the wall in particular , but some have claimed weight loss and the easing of tummy aches from eating the soups of China.
For those who like to know the origins of their cuisine, the Buddha soup is said to come from Fuzhou, in Fujian province.
Don’t attempt it unless you are a serious and patient cook.
Chinese Cuisine: Buddha Jumped Over the Wall
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What is the most Exotic thing you have ever put in your mouth?
Delicious Monsters, Inedible Mutants and Dragon’s Blood
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Sunday, July 10, 2011
The 2013 Promise a Re-Elected Obama is sure to Keep
Obama Kept His Promise to Change America
Unemployment was 8% when Obama took office. Obama spent $1 trillion dollars and now it’s 9.1% Was that a change you could believe in?
8 Million Americans who want to work don’t have jobs. 8 million illegal aliens, who broke at least three laws have jobs.
When Obama took office the national debt was $10 trillion. Now the national debt is $14 trillion. That’s change all right.
Obama has destroyed domestic energy production while boosting energy production for foreign nations like Brazil.
Obama has castigated and condemned America’s wealthy while lending foreign billionaires billions of dollars.
The price of gas has gone up at least 60% since Obama took office. In some regions, Obama rule has doubled the price of gasoline.
Can we afford 4 more years of this kind of change?
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The 2013 Promise a Re-Elected Obama is sure to Keep
If you value your sanity, don’t go on YouTube and look up the terms: Obama Skyrocket.
Let’s face it, you can’t handle the truth. You don’t know and you don’t want to know.
WARNING! BS ALERT!!!
Some will say: Yes he wants prices to go up but not this quickly. He wants a slow rise in the price of energy in order to slowly wean us off fossil fuels.
Question: Have you ever heard of a “slow” skyrocket? Is it even possible for something that skyrockets to be slow?
Some spin doctors try the following hand waving explanation: He was talking about coal or electricity not oil or gasoline.
Interesting…Did you know that the truly poor, people who are so poor that they don’t have cars and don’t need gasoline to fuel them would be more adversely affected by a rise in the price of electricity than by a rise in the price of gas? Do you hate the poor and love the rich and middle class? Is that why you target something that hurts the poor more than the middle the middle class and the rich?
Moreover, do you Climate Changers and Global Warmers even read your “theories?” Do you guys even know what carbon based fossil fuels are? Because if you do, then why would you expect any rational person to believe that you would target only one kind of fossil fuel? Remember, you were the one who said that using any carbon based fuel will destroy the earth and harm all the humans. So why would you simply provide an incentive for us to switch from one fossil fuel, namely coal, to others such as oil, natural gas and gasoline?
Trying to argue that the president only wants coal and electricity prices to skyrocket is childish and ignorant at best and disingenuous at worst.
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President Barack Hussein Obama’s Energy Policy
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Who Will Cost You More in 2013, Democrats or Republicans?
Actually, it may not be rational to use political party to determine which politician would make a bigger dent in your wallet in 2013 should you vote for him in 2012. Rather you should ask a series of questions, not of your congressman, senator or even of the president. Instead you should interrogate their records. In an election year, just about anything any politician says is a lie. The reason for this is that if they told you the truth, you would refuse to vote for them. After all, you can’t get something for nothing but the politician you are about to vote for will tell you that you can.
Meanwhile, back at the political record…Ask history, ask the politician’s written and spoken record what was his stance on Global Warming and Climate Change. If his record says that he believes that these two phenomenon don’t exist or that we don’t need to account for them, stop. You have arrived at the politician who will cost you the least in 2013. If your wallet is your guide then vote for this man.
Let us suppose that the politician in question said that Climate Change is happening or that Global Warming is real. Your wallet just got lighter.
Suppose your politician has stated that Global warming or Climate change are real and anthropogenic or man-made. Half the cash in your wallet magically disappeared.
Now finally, what if your political representative is on record saying that the United States is the chief culprit in Climate Change and/or Global Warming? Then voting for this man is akin to emptying out your entire bank account, adding to it your salary for the whole year, putting that stack of cash into a large waste can and setting fire to it. It doesn’t matter what your favorite politicians says with his lying lips during an election year. When there was no election and he could afford to tell the truth, he admitted that he is for an expensive carbon trading scheme that will ensure that the price of food and fuel will double. He has to do this because he is absolutely convinced that we will all die a horrible death from Climate Change or Global Warming. So, from his point of view, if he lies to you during an election, it is for your own good.
Do you know that at least some of that rioting in the middle east was about? The lack of jobs and the rising cost of food. If you vote for Congressman Climate Change or Senator Global Warming the inevitable extra expense in the cost of living will dampen the employment picture in the United States as well. Employers will pay more to keep the lights on and the trucks fueled. They will have less money to hire new people. Some of the more ill-fated Global Warming initiatives such as corn-based ethanol are actually fueling riots around the world because using corn in this way is not only inefficient ill-advised and destructive, it makes food more expensive for everyone everywhere.
Good luck with you gas engine when they increase the mandatory ethanol percentage by they way. High ethanol eats gasoline based engines
So we return to the question that we started with. And now the question becomes, is one party more associated with Global Warming and Climate Change than the other?
The other day it was calculated that the average man on the earth is a 28-year-old Han Chinese male.
Not let me get this straight, given that China and India have weaker environmental controls than we do, greater populations and they are every day aspiring to our standard of living, we are supposed to believe that even in anthropogenic Climate Change was real that we are the worst culprits? Well of course. Everyone knows that capitalist coal pollutes and communist coal does not.
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The science is in and the matter is settled. Just when America is barely crawling back out of a recession, President Barack Hussein Obama and his entire administration are on record saying that they intend to push forward the Climate Change and Global Warming cap-and-trade and carbon trading legislation. President Obama has already admitted that energy prices will skyrocket once he does this.
Can you afford to pay more money for EVERYTHING you buy? If an employer has to pay more money for every raw material he uses and the gasoline that keeps his vehicles running, do you suppose he will want to hire more people? What does your commonsense tell you?
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Obama’s Energy Policies Triggers Blackouts and Power Shortages?
Alex Jones is on the conspiracy warpath again. He seems to be claiming that it is Obama’s energy policies which caused the rolling blackouts experienced by Texas on the eve of the super bowl when our temperatures were staying below freezing even during the day time.
Well Obama did say that he would deliberately try to make reduce carbon based energy and to make the prices of that energy sky-rocket.
Obama deliberately bankrupting power plants?
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Communist Coal Does not Pollute. ONLY Capitalist Coal Causes Climate Change and Global Warming.
You might ask yourself why China, which has over a billion people and weaker environmental controls than the US is allowed to burn as much coal as it likes without rebuke but we must shut down our civilization and live in the cold darkness without jobs in order to save the earth from Global Warming and Climate Change. Well it’s a fact. A true fact: Communist coal does not pollute. ONLY Capitalist coal causes climate change and global warming.
By the way, the pollution that you thought you saw in China during the Olympics was a capitalist optical illusion. Those with clear eyes and truer vision like Karl Marx, MSNBC or Barack Hussein Obama saw the sweet, clean air of the dictatorship of the proletariat. The victory of the Marxists Peoples over imperialism was very much in evidence. Be Red and Expert!!!
And we can easily verify these facts are true by the following reasoning: If it were not true that US coal and fossil fuel burning causes more anthropogenic global warming than non US fossil fuel burning then all of efforts of the United States and Western Europe combined to reduce our carbon footprints would amount to a stupid waste of time because the fossil fuel burning of China and India would dwarf our efforts. Clearly it does not matter how much carbon based fuel China and India use. These two non Western nations could even double the usage of the United States and Western Europe combined, and still, by Marxist Magic, our fuel usage would be infinitely worse and cause nothing but problems. To paraphrase the words of the great bard: The feces of China and India would not be odoriferous.
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Want Cheap Gas? Dump Democrats
Whenever they think you aren’t looking and listening, liberals always conspire to raise energy and fuel prices to European levels. They don’t like the energy you use, they don’t like your life style and they don’t like you.
Saturday, July 9, 2011
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