Chasing Decaf with Non-Alcoholic Beers
Twilight of the blogs…We exist in the shimmer between a wish and a hope, subsisting on decaffeinated coffee and nonalcoholic beer. Supplemented with the occasional carob cookie sweetened with Splenda or veggie chips dipped in Cheez Whiz.
We are artificial beings with lips and breasts of plastic and implants both before and behind. We don’t trip the TSA sensors but if they ever create a plastic detector we will melt it down with a single glance.
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