When I was in Sacramento some of the basketball fans used noisy and controversial cowbells to attract attention to themselves because some visiting coach referred to Sacramento as a cow town—-which it is.
Now it appears that there may be a conspiracy to drive new fans away from soccer. The conspiracy is called Vuvuzela. Various descriptions could be given on the sound it makes. To me it sounds like some particularly ignorant bees buzzing loudly for no apparent reason.
Apparently the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals recommends that pets be shielded from the incessant noise of the yard long horns. Where is the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Humans when you need it?
If you go to South Africa for the Cup, bring ear plugs.
You, the 2010 FIFA World Cup and a Vuvuzela. What more can I say?
A Didgeridoo on steroids and acid.
Not everyone likes the vuvuzela. An anti fan might tell you to take that didjeridu wannabe and stick it where the sun don’t shine.
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Let us say that you find your selves in the throes of ardor with some hot neoprene nymph when your supposed flesh and blood beloved enters the room. Is she amused that you cheated on her with a Latex Lover. Well that’s what Chicken Choker first class would have us believe:
Choking that plastic chicken.
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Where’s my blow up Sarah doll? Got a new can of Crisco. Gonna break it in
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