Although some are calling it a light saber, it isn’t. At 1 watt you could not even cut the cheese with it. Since it is a portable laser, you could blind someone, give them a sun burn or maybe even skin cancer. But you could never decapitate minions of the dark side while somersaulting through the air with this butter knife.
Most dangerous laser ever created
May the Force and the Safety Goggles be with you
Monsters and Mutants
Putting Exotic Things in your Mouth
Still Sexy After all these Years
2010 Predictions. Billy and the Cyber Punks
Still Sexy After all these Years
Twin bed pans overlooking the Septic Tank
Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?
It is better to be drunk than wasted
It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted
One million jobs that you can apply for
Seasonal Employment: How to get a job in 30 days
Job Search, Careers and Employment
Job Search for the Older Worker
Job Search for the Older Worker
Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster
Jello and Broccoli
Edible Flowers
It is better to be drunk than wasted
Eat as Much as You like and Still Lose Weight
Sugar in your Gas Tank not in your Stomach
Ever heard of the Parasite Diet? How about the Mastication Diet.
Surfing Goat: Squeezing the Cheese out of them
There is no minimum daily requirement for refined sugar
Are you lying about your diet?
Why are you lying about your diet?
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