Cyber Rainbow: Doomsday: How Will You Spend Your Last Day On Earth?

As for me, I will begin Saturday, May 21st 2011 by drinking tea. Then I may eat a bagel. One of the left over bagels from the office. Perhaps with a honey infused cream cheese shmear.

After that I will go up on a ladder and stain a tall wooden fence for an hour or two.

I will look at my experiments. I cut some rose canes and jammed them into the earth with little preparation. Sure there was a lot of dying but one of those bad boys must have rooted because it is sprouting new leaves.

I will check on my more conventional rose cutting experiments. This is a weekly task. I used some rooting solution and put the cuttings in jars with a little earth and covered each jar with translucent plastic so that the results is like a miniature hot house. Most of these cuttings have sprouted new growth. I will plant them in the front yard after the End Times have come and gone. June 1st seems a good day to plant.

Then I will take a shower.

I will watch a little TV after the shower.

Then I will sit down and blog. Out of deference to God and and all I will save that blog about that cheating on your wife website and that dating a cougar site for after Judgment day. Yeah, I don’t think the good Lord would be down with those postings so I will do them on Sunday instead…

The CDC has declared a Zombie Apocalypse, I could blog about that. Some dude at Cannes has declared himself to be a proud Nazi. I will certainly flush a toilet in his honor but I don’t know that I want to go as far as blogging about him. Perhaps I will render flatulence in his general direction.

At the end of the End of World day, I will have dinner with the wife. And then I will take a shower. And then I will go to bed. I will wake up on 22 May 2011 and perhaps I will discover that 21 May 2011 was the most uneventful day in the history of he world. Let us pray that this is so.

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Doomsday: How Will You Spend Your Last Day On Earth?

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In Case Of Rapture, this Blog Will Be Unmanned

Well, if the Good Lord ignores my sins of last week…And my doubts of yesterday (Can God make a stone so heavy he can’t lift it?). And my many indiscretions and impure thoughts of 5 minutes ago…

On second thought, Where’s the Guns and Ammo? I hear Tribulation is gonna be a real bear!!!

The cutest thing I have heard concerning the rapture watch was some atheist saying: Wouldn’t it be funny if the atheists hid from the Christians on 21 May 2011.

Gee atheist, the problem is: How would the Christians know you were hiding? Sorry but they wouldn’t miss you. No one is going to go looking for you. There are not enough of you to miss. Hide if you like atheists but trust me: No one will notice. Be sure to tell everyone on 22 May 2011 that you were hiding out. So we can all look puzzled. It’s kind of like those illegal aliens who decided to punish Americans by going on strike. They wanted to do “A day without a Mexican.” They stopped that stuff quick when they heard people saying things like” I’ve been real, real, extra naughty and I deserve even more punishment. How about a Year? Maybe 10 years? How about you punish us with 20 years of not gracing us with your presence. We have so many people lining up for jobs at McDonald’s that I think there are longer jobs that Americans won’t do.

Are you Rapture Ready?

I know the some atheists, the ones who want to help out are ready for the Rapture. Why I have heard that the Blasphemers have volunteered to save the pets of Believers…for a fee.

Also, some helpful atheists have started a Rapture Relief fund. I know all good Christians will mail a whole penny to help those folks out!

There used to be bumper stickers that read something like “Caution. In case of Rapture, this car will be Unmanned.”

Some hold that believers will be spirited off to heaven.

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Bummer, I did hear one naysayer trying to spoil my fun. He said that all of this talk of Rapture will hurt the faith when the Rapture does not come.

Darn it you are spoiling some good Doomsday fun!

You are reminding me that I may be having some amusement at the expense at the simple-minded who don’t seem to realize that it means when the End of Days has been prophesied so many times but never happened even once. Sorry dudes but the probability is infinitesimal no matter what anyone says.

I guess I have been sort of poking sticks at the monkey cages. But those monkeys threw poo first!!!

See you on Judgment Day!

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5/21/2011 5-21-2011 5-21-11 5/21/11 May 21 2011 5.21.2011

By poetryman69

One of the more fascinating outcomes of the world wide wait for 5-21-2011 is what the naysayers are saying. Ordinarily, a lot of Americans view opinions, even outrageous opinions in the same as they view belly buttons. Everyone has one. No big deal.

But suddenly when it comes to believers in the Rapture spending their own money publicizing their beliefs, there is a great deal of outrage both over the amount of money being spent and the message being sent.

There was a great deal less outrage when Kate and William spent $34 million on a royal wedding.

On the other hand, when one hears about an unemployed woman spending her last dime on billboards proclaiming the end times it does seem sad. Well, it’s probably better than having her spend her last dime on lottery tickets…maybe….

I guess I can only object about the absurd delusions of others when they expect me to pay for them.

There is a reason why your grandmother told you not to discuss politics or religion in polite company. Many have a hard time being polite about being wrong! :-) ;-) 8). :-} ;-}

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Judgment Day: Atheists Gone to the Dogs.

Harold Egbert Camping, a self-styled Biblical prophet has predicted the end of days…Again. This time it’s on 21 May 2011.

Some atheists are cashing in on the Christian belief that when Christ comes again, true believers will be snatched up into the air in an event known as the rapture. No dog or cat, no matter how good a pet it was, will go with their master. So atheists have offered to watch the pets should the Christians go floating away–for a fee…

It is said that 3% of the world will be raptured so that uncomfortable moment when that tractor-trailer truck barreling down on you suddenly becomes unmanned and goes out of control will be like as not be rare enough not to give it much thought. I would imagine that for those left behind things will still be safer in communist countries, atheist countries and other officially non-Christian nations.

Look at it this way, someone’s world will end on 5/21/2011. But maybe not in the say they think it will…

Happy Armed Forces Day in Advance!

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Two Weeks Until the Rapture, the 2nd Coming, Judgment Day and the Tribulation

Well the end of the world as we know it is scheduled to come in about two weeks. One of the problems with this particularly doomsday prediction is that the dude making it also predicted Armageddon and/or Apocalypse in 1994.

And as the droll, dry comedian says: How’s that working out for you?

In any case, the actual end of the world is supposed to happen after 5 months of tribulation on 21 October 2011. Just in time of the 9th Gate of the 11th Heaven to open so that the Angels may come out and win a baseball game…not THOSE Angels…the other Angels. 11/11/11. The Angels who are supposedly making people see the number 11 everywhere.

And so it will begin with the crack of doom. The largest earthquake in the history of the world. Do you want to see 10 on the Richter scale?

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The End of the World is Three Weeks From Now

Or so the Apocalypse now folks tells us.

Skynet day when the computer in the Terminator movie nuked the world has come and gone. Now is the time, we are told for the second coming. So get saved or suffer the consequences….

The End of the Joke is Near: 5.21.11 or 5-21-11 or 5/21/11 or May 21 2011

Some of the people who are convinced that the time of the second coming is May 21, 2011 are starting to drive around in caravans, eat at waffle houses and claim to everyone who will listen that we can know the date and the hour. Well, I guess everyone has to believe in something.

By the way Janet of Homeland Security, back away from the donuts and ponder. If your are quite finished with trying to make us believe that the neighbor next to us is a terrorist because of the menacing way he is clipping his toe nails and if you are quite done letting into the country real terrorists from Saudi Arabia and violent drug thugs from Mexico, you might want to think about these apocalyptic dudes.

Their leaders have promised them an end to all their earthly cares on a date certain. Suppose this doomsday cult wakes up on May 22, 2011? That would be first of many shocks to them. And further suppose that nothing had changed. No 10.0 on the Richter earthquakes, nobody snatched up to heaven and no second coming.

In fact, what if they find something has changed. Their leaders, the people they gave all their money and worldly possessions to have disappeared but not into the heavens but rather to a South American country with which the United States has no extradition treaty. Why these newly awakened cult members might be angry enough at having been fooled to do something unpleasant…

And matters could be worse. Suppose the cult leaders wanted to make sure none of the members woke up to watch them steal. Out comes the kool-aid…

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On 5/21/11 The End is Near, Again.

Some folks say you’d best be born again by 21 May 2011 or it will be too late. The Messiah is coming back they say and you’ll find out too late when that world-wide earthquake hits.

At least one seer says you only have to hang on until November because the end of the world stops ending the world on Oct 21, 2011.

Apparently this particular end of the world, doomsday rant stems from one fundamentalist preacher in Oakland California. Anybody who has ever lived in Oakland is quite certain the world will end any minute. It is the armpit of the universe.

So if you are of a conspiratorial mind, and if you fancy and Apocalypse, Now, or if you are just curious or terminally cautions: Save the Date! 5.21.2011

The same Bible that this particular group of prognosticators is using to predict that the end of life as we know it is here, also says that no man shall know the date and the time of the Messiah’s return. I’m banking on 21 Dec 2012 myself because it gives me more time to party before I have to repent!!!

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