Is President Sarah Palin a Sober Tool?

No, I don’t think Governor Palin is a druggie.

However, now that there are over 13 million web pages declaring that Sarah Palin is stupid, she needs to cash in.

Sarah, here’s what you do.  Run for President.   It just so happens that lyrics to the Tool song “Sober” are tailor made for your run for the presidency.  For instance, one line of the song says  “I am just an imbecile.”

The only drawback with the lyrics is that with the possible exception of  the “imbecile” line, the words apply equally well to Barack Obama and every other politician I have ever heard of.

I especially like  lyric that goes “Trust in me and fall as well.”   Gawd, that’s your favorite political operative, whatever party you hale from, all over.  And then there is the line “I am just a worthless liar.”  Every politician ever born was a worthless liar.  It’s what they do.

Meanwhile, back at Sarah Palin.   Sarah, get some spandex, some tight leather outfits, a cat of nine tails and lots and lots of chrome.  Make voting for you a fetish!  Play that creepy video that sometimes accompanies Tool’s “Sober” at your campaign rallies.   The video with the manic, addicted puppet.

For all Sarah Palin wannbes and supporters may I suggest that you get on over to YouTube and  find your own Sober Tool and creepy puppet.

Sarah should also come out with a line of Sarah Palin blow up dolls dressed as a hunter or a police woman as well as life size cardboard cutouts for her fans and and a dartboard with her likeness for her detractors…

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I have a frequent and recurring nightmare that I wake up and some idiot from Alaska has commandeered the office of the president.    And she wandering about the nation and the world doing odd things like  killing a moose and letting us all know that the moose had it coming.

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