Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Zombies Beware: Have ChainSaw, Will Travel
In the old black and white days, there used to be a TV show about a gun fighter. It was called something like: Have Gun, Will Travel.
I was entering a contest for an iPad and they said that if I won, they would provide flesh-eating zombies at no extra charge–you know, some video game. I thought: How cool is that. Imagine having Zombies whenever you want them. Just got the new chainsaw and you’re dying to try it out? Imagine having some of the living dead shamble in right on cue so you can see if those fancy quick start models are all they are cracked up to be.
I probably should have called this post just: Have Chainsaw, Will Travel–but I could never resist a good zombie reference.
Happy Zombie hunting!
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Zombie Banker Stole My Money and Ate My Face
Z-Day 12/21/2012. Zombie Day. The Final Zeitgeist.
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Zombies Beware: Have ChainSaw, Will Travel
Raising the Dead for Fun and Profit
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Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Snow Moon
The second moon of the new year, the February Moon has many names as well:
Hunger Moon,Storm Moon,Candles Moon,Ice Moon,Storm Moon, Snow Moon, Trapper’s Moon,Budding Moon,Bony Moon, Little Famine Moon, Moon of the Raccoon, Moon When Tree pop.
Clearly not ever culture agrees on which moon is the Snow Moon or which one is the Ice Moon. But it does seem that some cultures who grew weary of winter think of February as the hungry time when they need Spring to hurry up and get here.
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Moon
Twilight Poems and New Moon Poetry
090909: Full Moon Eclipse Vision
By poetryman69
At dusk the sun fled out over a azure sky
and the waters of the bay crept in and slept the night through
and the moon rose
At sunset
A diffuse sky the color of orange sherbet on blue ice cream
Flower Poetry:
General Subject Poetry:
pink moon
Sacrifice time. Prepare the Virgins!
pink moon
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Sanctioned by the Intergalactic Spam Police
I had thought the United States corned the market on self-hating morons who have dedicated the rest of their Marxist lives to destroying capitalism and the west. I was under this misapprehension until I saw a headline from a British publication that said something like: Green Aliens may destroy the earth in a preemptive strike because of Global Warming.
Dear Gawd how does anyone this stupid manage to chew a piece of toast without suffocating themselves? Worse yet, it was some imbecile who claimed to keep the toilet paper stocked at NASA who gave this hair brained, mental flatulence to some British Twits to be printed in their rag.
Let us begin on our search for aliens with a simple concept. What do we mean by alien? Well we could just mean someone from not around here such as an illegal alien. But when we are talking space aliens we are talking about someone who is not even from our solar system and probably not even from our own galaxy.
Almost everything about how the aliens came to be would be different from how we came to be. So different in fact that if they had cells, their cells would not have DNA and RNA the way all life on earth does. In fact, it is so unlikely that true space aliens would share our DNA structure that if some creatures claiming to be from another planet showed up and convinced us that they were not of our earth, it would still be highly, highly, highly likely that we and they–no matter how weird looking or strange behaving they might seem–had common ancestors. That there was a single parent race for the both us. They would be more like distant cousins than true space aliens.
So what would a real space alien with which we had nothing in common be like? Since we have nothing in common there is no way to know what they would be like. Unless they were morons from outer space it is highly unlikely that they would seek out and destroy random planets because of random gases in the atmospheres of those planets. Only a moron would think that was a good idea. It is far more likely that a truly alien species, if it cared about what was on planets at all, would seek planets with materials or even creatures they desired. It is unlikely that they would bother with planets that did not have such creatures or materials. Of course they would have to practically be on top of us to see what we have on our planet. So, given the size of the universe, it is a very unintelligent bit of speculation to say they would kill us because of global hoaxing or climate fraud–which are just communist plots to destroy capitalism in any case.
Suppose that by mistake, some alien race stumbled across our miniscule corner of the universe and that they had the means to see our planet from afar. What would they see? They would see rock and water. Now we have tons and tons of liquid water in a convenient carrying case, namely a planet. That might be considered a prize by some alien species.
Let suppose that for some idiotic reason we wanted to speculate about some alien race that could actually see and care about the carbon dioxide in our atmosphere. Once again we ask: what is an alien? Well if it’s a true alien it evolved in an atmosphere different from ours. It is very likely that if some alien species could see and care about the carbon dioxide in our atmosphere they could think three things.
1) Breathable air! They grew up on carbon dioxide. Oxygen is a poison to them. They hate it. As soon as they get there they are going to get rid of all that nasty oxygen. Doh!
2) Food! They grew up in a carbon based environment. They consider carbon based things to be food. Oh dear. we are carbon based things. Doh!
3) Slaves! The aliens like carbon dioxide. Their fondest dream is to find a race dumb enough to produce tons of carbon dioxide for free! They don’t really like having to pay for anything. Trade isn’t their thing. Doh!
Aliens would only know we are here at all because we told them. By the way, we have told them. If the aliens like re-runs of “I love Lucy” about as much as I do, they might kill us all in our sleep over that one. Given that our broadcasts have leaked into space the space aliens who have watched our TV may have decided that there were too many commercials. So they pave the entire planet and put in a parking lot to punish us for creating noise. And thus ends humanity, sanctioned by the intergalactic spam police.
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Obama should be held Personally, Financially and Legally Liable for Illegals
It is against the law to cause someone to enter into or to stay within the borders of the United States who has no visible means of support. So even by executive order, Obama cannot stop the deportation of illegal aliens unless he agrees to financially support them and to take legal responsibility for their actions. This means that Obama plans to give these foreign criminals jobs. Given that our unemployment level is around 9%, we don’t have any extra jobs to be giving to illegal aliens. If Obama claims that there is lawful employment, at legal wages, with working conditions that meet code that Americans refuse to do, the question would be: Have law abiding American citizens been given the chance to apply for these jobs? Does Obama have proof that the jobs he is about to give away to foreign criminals have been refused by everyone in the unemployment line? If not, then it is not right for Obama to give those jobs to illegal Aliens.
If Obama is not promising jobs to the illegal aliens that he refuses to deport then surely he is promising them welfare. However, it is my understanding that it is explicitly against the law to bring criminal aliens into the United States for the purposes of putting them on welfare.
Given how clearly illegal Obama’s criminal alien policy is one has wonder why he insists on it? Is he buying votes, taking bribes or doing political favors?
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Friday, August 19, 2011
Is Obama Giving Your Job to Foreign Criminals?
Are you depressed about losing your shirt in the stock market? Have you been eying the job cuts in the banking system and wondering if your job could be next?
Take heart. The Obama administration is scrutinizing the deportation paperwork of 300,000 illegal aliens. Soon Barack Hussein Obama will decide which of these illegal aliens should have your job.
Obama believes that people who broke at least three different laws to steal the jobs of law-abiding, unemployed Americans deserve a second chance to steal another job.
Question: Is the Obama administration involved in a criminal conspiracy to give the jobs of law-abiding Americas to illegal aliens? Moreover, are Eric Holder, the Justice Department, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi co-conspirators in this violation of the Rico Act? Is the lawsuit against Arizona furtherance of this criminal conspiracy? Should these individuals be impeached and prosecuted?
If there are not enough jobs for law-abiding American citizens, how can there be enough jobs for illegal aliens? The 300,000 criminals that the Obama administration is illegally conspiring to keep in the United Sates will have to have some kind of gainful employment won’t they? Or is Obama planning to put them all on welfare?
So this is that jobs program that Obama was going to keep secret until after Labor Day. The jobs that Obama will “save or create” will not be for law-abiding citizens. It will be for foreign criminals.
Were you wondering what happened to all those trillions of dollars that Obama spent on stimulus jobs? Apparently he is spending it on making certain that every illegal alien who enters the country gets the job of a lawful American.
By the way, how do you know that unemployed Americans won’t do a certain job? Have you offered it to them? At a lawful wage? Not at the slave labor wages that illegal aliens get but a legal wage and under lawful working conditions?
In my very own, personal opinion, Obama and the democrats would commit any act to win re-election. Even treason. In fact, if there were bribes and jobs for illegal aliens involved, I think that all liberals, progressives, democrats, socialists, Marxists and communists would only be too happy to comply.
Well, look at it this way. They are not only willing to buy your vote with your tax money. They are also willing to buy other people’s votes with your job.
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Thursday, August 18, 2011
How’s Obamanomy, Obamanomics, Abomination, and Obama's Green Jobs Economy Treatin Ya?
Obama’s Green Economy: How’s That Working Out for Ya?
Number of Green Jobs:
Wind Turbine Technician: 245 jobs
Number of Unemployed:
Over 8 Million
Can Obama count?
Number of employed Illegal Aliens: Over 8 Million
Number of Unemployed Legal Americans: Over 8 Million
Well, at least we know who Obama gave our jobs to.
Obama’s portion of the National Debt: $4 trillion
Wall Street Bailout: $4 trillion
Well, at least we know who Obama gave that money to.
Amount of debt reduction needed for the US to keep AAA Status: $4 trillion
Thanks Obama. Bailing out your rich friends on Wall Street certainly paid dividends.
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Does Obama Keep His Promises?
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President Barack Hussein Obama’s Energy Policy
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Obamany, Obamanamics, Abomination
Obamany, Obamanamics, Abomination
Obama’s Green Economy: How’s That Working Out for Ya?
Number of Green Jobs:
Wind Turbine Technician: 245 jobs
Number of Unemployed:
Over 8 Million
Can Obama count?
Number of employed Illegal Aliens: Over 8 Million
Number of Unemployed Legal Americans: Over 8 Million
Well, at least we know who Obama gave our jobs to.
Obama’s portion of the National Debt: $4 trillion
Wall Street Bailout: $4 trillion
Well, at least we know who Obama gave that money to.
Amount of debt reduction needed for the US to keep AAA Status: $4 trillion
Thanks Obama. Bailing out your rich friends on Wall Street certainly paid dividends.
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Does Obama Keep His Promises?
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President Barack Hussein Obama’s Energy Policy
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Obamany, Obamanamics, Abomination
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Loving Obama's Green Job Economy!
Number of Green Jobs:
Wind Turbine Technician: 245 jobs
Number of Unemployed:
Over 8 Million
Can Obama count?
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Number of employed Illegal Aliens: Over 8 Million
Number of Unemployed Legal Americans: Over 8 Million
Well, at least we know who Obama gave our jobs to.
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Obama’s portion of the National Debt: $4 trillion
Wall Street Bailout: $4 trillion
Well, at least we know who Obama gave that money to.
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Amount of debt reduction needed for the US to keep AAA Status: $4 trillion
Thanks Obama. Bailing out your rich friends on Wall Street certainly paid dividends.
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Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
Does Obama Keep His Promises
Does Obama Keep His Promises
Does Obama Keep His Promises?
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President Barack Hussein Obama's Energy Policy
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Sunday, August 14, 2011
Friday, August 12, 2011
The Best Democratic Party Money Can Buy?
Take a look at the Three Stooges Obama (Moe), Geithner (Larry), and Bernancke (Curly). Or take a Look at the Gang of Three (Obama, Reid and Pelosi) and you have to ask yourself: is this the best Democratic Party a certain Billionaire, Marxist currency trader could buy?
Yes they keep make the Marxist billionaire richer, but they keep screwing up his ultimate aim–the destruction of freedom and liberty in the United States and the introduction of dictatorial communism. In the mean time, democrat controlled institutions continue to do all they can to destroy the currency and the full faith and credit of the United States. Since the foreign billionaire is a currency trader he is making even more money off the collapse of the dollar. He cries all the way to his banks.
Although the foreign billionaire gave up suborning and subverting the United States of America briefly during the 2010 elections, when it was clear that the communists, whoops I mean democrats, where due to lose big, the word on the street is that the rich communists is back at it. He is buying treason by the pound from democrats and they are still showing an utter willingness to do anything for a bribe.
Democrats are not picky about whom they will take a bribe from either. In my very own, personal opinion, one of the main reasons why democrats leave the southern border open is they they are getting bribed by the drug lords to do so. I also believe democrats have taken treasonous bribes from corporations to import slave labor and steal the jobs of unemployed Americans. But I think that the democrats get much bigger bribes from the drug lords.
The democrats can never seen to be doing anything for the people and the nation of the United States. They seem to spend all their time rewarding foreign criminals with treasonous laws like the Dream Act. The Dream act would reward criminals who broke at least three laws to steal the jobs of unemployed Americans. Is there no end to the bribed treason of democrats and the bribed treasonous media that licks their boots? As long as a certain, foreign commie billionaire keeps bribing them all, I think not.
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Before You Vote for Another Democrat
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Shared Sacrifice: YOU do the Sacrificing, WE do the Sharing
Notice that Obama, Reid, Pelosi and Senator Chuckie want you to pay higher taxes—-to sacrifice, but they want to do the sharing. They want to use your tax dollars to pay off cronies, buy votes, and pay useless bureaucrats to do things that don’t need doing.
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Obama and indeed all democrats have no God but government and government is their God. If you catch them in unguarded moments they often make fun of the constitution because they don’t believe in it. The do believe in the communist manifesto and they are doing everything in their power to make sayings of Karl Marx and even Chairman Mao into law.
The central tenet of Obamism is that your wealth is not your own. Rather your wealth belongs the socialist government of Obama and he will redistribute your wealth to the lazy, the stupid and the odious as he sees fit. You are not free to choose what to do with your own money but Obama is.
15) Universal health care is not universal.
The Obama administration has given 1,000 or more waivers to Obamacare to organizations, unions and companies that have funded and supported the democrat party. In other words, those waivers were paid for.
Do you have a waver? Does your business? Does your employer? Why not? Didn’t you bribe the democratic party?
Where is that equal protection clause? Oh yeah, it’s not part of the communist manifesto. Never mind.
16) In his administration, Obama has surrounded himself with communists, socialists, Marxists and even Maoists.
17) Obama is just a Bush clone.
George Bush created one of the biggest and most expensive government giveaway programs every imagined for pharmacies and medicines. President Barack Hussein Obama followed suit with Obamacare.
Bush kept Guantanamo open, held military tribunals for terrorists and opened our mail and listened to our phone calls to “keep up safe.” Obama is doing all that and more. He is having government stick it’s hands down our pants and take pornographic pictures of us.
Bush got us into a war with two Muslim nations–Iraq and Afghanistan. Obama continues those wars and added another war with a Muslim nation–Libya.
18) Obama has promised that he will make electricity rates skyrocket.
This will make the cost of everything you buy skyrocket. This will make employers hire less and fire more.
19) Name the country that is completely and reliably dependent on green, alternative and renewable energies. There isn’t one. If some tells you there is he is at best ignorant. At worst he is just a liar. Google the reliability of windmill power for instance. Read the articles pro and con and if you are intellectually honest you will come away with something you knew before you sat down. Windmills only produce power when the wind blows sufficiently in the right places at the right times. This wreaks havoc to any country that actually tries to put some percentage of it’s power grid into windmills.
What percentage of current US energy capacity is “green” after two years of Obama? Again, if you are intellectually honest, that ought to tell you something. What percentage of US jobs are green? How about the world? How about any country in the world?
20) The US mandate to turn corn into ethanol is causing food riots and starvation in the third word.
Turning sugar cane into to ethanol would make more economic and environmental sense but we don’t because of politics.
21) Increasing the percentage of ethanol usage in the in the US will destroy all out internal combustion engines. But maybe that’s what Obama wants?
22) Gas cost so much because Obama has put a moratorium on drilling and will not allow us to exploit oil in Alaska and other places.
23) Food and gas prices are rising because Obama has inflated the money by spending, borrowing and printing more money than he brought in through taxes.
24) Only a fool would trust a democrat with more money by raising taxes. Democrats will spend at least $3 for every $1 they bring in. This is one reason why republicans must insist on seeing the cuts first. Either the cuts must happen up front or they will never happen.
25) Death panels are real.
Obama has said that his own grandmother should not receive a hip replacement or a knee replacement even if she needed one because she was too old. How do you think he feels about your grandmother?
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1) One of the principle planks of Obama’s democrat party and the Communist Manifesto is a heavy, progressive income tax. In fact, Obama would rather keep social security checks out of the hands of seniors than give up more Marxist taxes.
2) Even though the Department Of Education is the single most useless department in all of government both Obama and the Communist Manifesto require the continued existence of the Department Education so Obama would never let abolish it.
3) Centralization of communication and transportation in the hands of the state is both a Communist Manifesto and an Obama democrat principle. This is why the Obama administration has repeatedly tried to marginalize one of the few media outlets it does not control: Fox News. It is also why all democrats push for the “Fairness Doctrine.” The Fairness Doctrine really means that the government will control all means of communication. As for public transit, this is why every democrat in America wants to get you out of your car and into public transit. The Communist Manifest which is the Bible of every democrat, especially Obama, tells them to do it.
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What makes government greed worse is public employee unions. Everywhere public employee unions exist they are bankrupting governments with their pension and health plans and their never ending quest for more money and less work.
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1) Public Employee Unions
Public employee unions have already destroyed the nation of Greece and they are well on their way to destroying the states of Illinois and California. In my view, a public employee union is a form of organized extortion that has as it goal the looting of the treasury. Once you have retired public employees making more in benefits and pensions than active workers the end is near and bankruptcy is close. And what do public employees say when it is clear they have bankrupted a government? “Give me more,” they will demand, for their greed is insatiable.
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Count down to the end of the World
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Sunday, August 7, 2011
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Count Down to DoomsDay
When is Doomsday? Well it depends on who is counting. By my reckoning, there are four separate predictions for the end of everything that mature in the next year and a half or so.
Oct 21, 2011
Nov 11, 2011
Dec 12, 2012
Dec 21, 2012.
The most dubious date for End of All Things is Oct 21, 2011. It is the most dubious because the man who made the prediction, Harold Egbert Camping has unsuccessfully predicted the second coming of Christ two times already. If we want to be fairly certain that we have the wrong date, ask Camping.
The second date on the list was picked out by numerologists and dingbats. It is 11/11/11. I doubt that God, cosmic beings, or even Angels give a rat’s behind about the vagaries of the Gregorian calendar. So it’s pretty much a non starter. Moreover, there are those who say playful Angels make people notice the number 11 on clocks and such. One can only be disappointed in the weak halfheartedness of such Angels. Clocks will hit 11 minutes after 11 twice a day every day whether we notice it or not. It speaks to a desperation for miracles to call a common event miraculous. One might as well called buttered toast or ivy on telephone poles miraculous–as some have done. Angels, how about a real miracle. Let’s try permanent and lasting peace in the Middle East or let all amputees grow new, useful and serviceable limbs overnight.
At last we come to the December 2012 end of all things. We can throw out the 12/12/12 date because it’s the numerologists getting auto erotic with their digits again. Now as for 21 December 2012. There is a lot of good evidence that some have mistaken the fact that Aztecs ran out of rock whilst counting up the centuries as the end of all things. Still once in awhile someone points out that there are somethings of note due in the 2012 to 2013 time frame. It is possible that we could see the effects of a magnetic pole reversal then. It is also possible that we could see increased cosmic particle activity or solar flares from the sun. And who knows, there is a certain national park with geysers and such that is due to blue up one day and take half of North America with it….
The end of the world has been predicted many times and it has never happened. Not even once. You are safe to ignore all such predictions unless you are like me and you enjoy having end of the world parties while feeling safe and secure that the world is not going to end any time soon.
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Friday, August 5, 2011
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