My 911 Tribute is an oldie but a goodie:
It seems that the CIA can’t figure out how to keep one underpants bomber out of the country when even his own father said that the kid was a problem child. CIA FAIL.
I realize you dudes might have to come back off that arduous coffee break, bypass all though bookmarks you have for bestiality sites so you could more easily surf animal porn on the government dime, but if I could have you attention for a few scant seconds, there are some things you might consider doing to keep us from being blown up if your video poker habit can take the hit for a few seconds.
1) Revoke the visas, passports and all government pass ports and documents of any foreigner on a No Fly or a Watch list. Have all the paperwork that is no longer operative come to you so that when you are not surfing porn on government time, or whatever the hell you do, you could investigate the bad dudes.
2) Call all the government agencies involved in revoking the IDs and paperwork yourself. Yeah, I know it sounds like actual work, and I know you have some government system that is supposed to do all the revocations automatically, but since it is not working…..
3) Call the TSA, FAA, Transportation Security, etc and give them a personal invitation to do their damn jobs. No foreigners on a Watch or No Fly list should be allowed to come here. Anyone who’s passport or visa has been rejected, revoked or refused by any western nation should not be flying here.
4) Yeah I know, it’s not your damn job. It never is. Is it. Nevertheless, someone needs to have a chat with all the airline ticket counter personnel worldwide. If anyone tries to buy a one way ticket to the US. A low level flag should be sent by the ticketing software to Homeland Security, CIA, NSA, FAA, or Transportation Security. If someone tries to come to the US with no baggage, send another computer flag. It’s up to you dudes. Set up as many flags as you deem necessary and act when you think you have enough flags. I say anyone with two such flags needs a cavity search. At some point, (4 flags?), you don’t get issued a ticket. Too many flags.
5) Anyone foreigner who has to talk his way on to an airplane coming to the US should be refused.
6) If the usual suspects are rounded up, there will come a point when some bureaucrat will claim to have handed the job off to another red tape wielder who failed to follow through. It is or should be your job to follow through. You should be able to check to see if indeed the bad dude is on the if this guy flies everybody dies list. If not, it should be your job to elevate the discrepancy to the someone is going to lose his job if this doesn’t happen list that goes to heads of the so called “intelligence” agencies. At that point we can fire all their asses for poor training of their subordinates and failure to act on their own part if action is not taken.
Yeah, I am harshing your mellow but you got to smoke that dope and run that multi-level marketing campaign on your own time. Keeping bombers off aircraft when daddy tells you he is a suicide bomber is your one true job. You muffed it.
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