Monday, October 31, 2011
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Obama: Promises Made. Promises Kept?
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President Barack Hussein Obama's Energy Policy
Obama: Promises Made. Promises Kept?
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President Barack Hussein Obama's Energy Policy
Zombie Apocalypse,Horrible Halloween Horror and Slasher Movies
Ok, i confess. I love me some good zombie, but I find brutal anatomy lessons of your standard slasher flick to be tiresome at best.
So why do I find the hordes of rank and putrid corpses doing the zombie shuffle more appealing than some guy in a hockey mask imitating a Cuisinart?
I have been puzzling over this while watching one fellow opening can of whoopass on a walking corpse–in the foyer, with a chainsaw.
Zombies are like a force of nature. Like time and tide, zombies wait for no man. Their quest for brains is as certain as the rising of the sun. It doesn’t have to be explained–just endured.
When an otherwise normal person, puts on a hockey mask and begins butchering coeds, no amount of pseudo psychological mumbo jumbo makes that okay for me. There is no art or artistry in the average slasher flick. The class cut-up is not usually possessed of an interesting intellect like Hannibal Lecter. Have you ever noticed how many guys who go on a postal killing spree can’t get a date or at least can’t get a second date? Who wants to watch that loser?
There are sub genres of slasher flicks that are reasonably entertaining but they may have been played out by over exposure. I am speaking of the type of slasher flick that is fully aware of itself and self referential, and, moreover, there is still some mystery about who dun it and why.
So I don’t have any one answer about what makes it a horrible movie rather than a horror movie but the general movie guidelines apply
1) Bad script
2) Bad acting
3) Poor visuals
4) Bad sound
The good thing about zombies is they don’t have to act. All they have to do is stand there and stink–and look menacing of course. All of the interesting action depends on the reactions of others to zombies.
Here is another horrible observation: In a slasher movie, often strategy doesn’t matter. Generally speaking, as long as the slasher is wearing his magic hockey mask, he can’t be hurt, at least not in a way that actually stops him. You may run as far and as fast as you like, but the slasher will always find you. You may get police protection and guards and private-eyes and magically the slasher always gets past all of them or kills all of them and gets to you.
Your basic zombie flick is always about strategy. And when the zombies come and eat your face anyway, it is almost always because the strategy was flawed. Somebody left the door open. Or, sure you can defend that one entrance with weapons, but what happens when your run out of ammo? In short, zombies play fair. Slashers don’t.
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Saturday, October 29, 2011
Friday, October 28, 2011
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Weirdest Walking Dead Zombie. Have a Disturbed Halloween.
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Raising The Dead For Fun and Profit
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Zombie Claws is Coming to Town
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I love the Smell of Zombies in the Mourning
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Nuke the Net From Orbit: Toward a Zombie Free Internet
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Raising The Dead For Fun and Profit
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Weirdest Walking Dead Zombie. Have a Disturbed Halloween.
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Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Home Coming Zombie. Walking the Dead for Fun and Profit. Zombie Beauty Pageant.
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Raising The Dead For Fun and Profit
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Zombie Claws is Coming to Town
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I love the Smell of Zombies in the Mourning
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Nuke the Net From Orbit: Toward a Zombie Free Internet
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Home Coming Zombie. Walking the Dead for Fun and Profit. Zombie Beauty Pageant.
Zombies In Love. I now pronounce you : Man and Corpse. Walking Dead Wedding.
Sex and the Single Zombie.
It is All Hallows Eve and a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of the living dead.
I now pronounce you”man and corpse.”
Who is giving away the corpse?
Love and the single zombie.
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Zombie Claws is Coming to Town
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I love the Smell of Zombies in the Mourning
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Zombies In Love. I now pronounce you : Man and Corpse. Walking Dead Wedding.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Saturday, October 22, 2011
11/11/11 Angels 11/1/11
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11.1.2011 Angel Sightings 11/1/2011 11-1-11 11/1/11 11.1.11
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How to Prepare for the End of the World
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How Will You Spend Your Last Day on Earth?
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How is the End Of the World Working Out for you?
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11.11.11 and the Angelic Armageddon Apocalypse
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11.1.2011 Angel Sightings 11/1/2011 11-1-11 11/1/11 11.1.11
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Friday, October 21, 2011
Quiet Apocalypse
Is there is a special place in hell for liars who have besmirched the faith by falsely predicting the date of the Rapture, even though the Good Book says specifically that no man knows the date or the hour? Perhaps these false prophets will be made the Lords of Hell.
Harold Camping says that the next doomsday on October 21 2011 will be so quiet you may hardly notice it. You know, just like last time.
In any case, given that Harold is in his 9th decade upon this earth, the likelihood that he will get a chance to be wrong again, after blowing it ten days from Halloween, is remote.
If it’s any consolation, earlier this year some waters turned to blood and some sidewalks exploded. Since it did not happen everywhere, you may not have noticed. That’s the thing about something like the Rapture and the Tribulation; folks tend to think that if doesn’t happen everywhere, there is probably not an all-powerful being behind it.
Looks like Harold is going to keep things on the down low this time. No billboards warning about a specific date.
Camping’s obsession can be an object lesson to true believers everywhere. What if you are wrong? Can you admit it or will you bring your friends, family and maybe even your church down with you?
Then again the lesson might be: Once you have fleeced your flock of $70 million it’s time to go lay on the beach and wait for a Senorita that you have nicked named: Rapture.
In the mean time, there is a comet watching party set for Oct 16th 2011. It’s going to be a bust since the comet is melting and disintegrating as we speak. It will not collide with the earth, or whisk away believers in a space ship. Why it won’t even spread a poisonous gas that will make the dead rise and walk and roam the earth as zombies. Darn. There’s never a zombie around when you want one.
If you are numerically challenged then on 11/11/11 Angels from the 11th heaven are due enter the earth’s atmosphere live and direct from the Elysian fields to do God only knows what. I believe they will use the 9th gate for this purpose.
And finally there are the doomsdays 12/12/12 and 12/21/12 when all mortals are scheduled to remove all sharp objects from their pockets and kiss the world goodbye.
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I love the Smell of Zombies in the Morning
Zombie Claws Is Coming To Town
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Quiet Apocalypse
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Friday, October 14, 2011
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Comes the Comet Elenin: Comet Catastrophe Conspiracies Kaput
Looks like old comets never die; they just fade away. The ice ball known as the Comet Elenin came barreling out of the far reaches of the universe into the fiery embrace of our sun and it did what most ice balls do: it melted. And so the mythic doomsday comet is fading out with a whimper instead of a bang. Evaporating a like slurpee on a sidewalk on a hot summer’s day.
One day in the distant future, the gases from an evaporating comet may bathe the earth in zombie producing gases—in your dreams. Or perhaps your nightmares? Didn’t they make a movie about that?
Or perhaps some large, stony object will smack the earth in the face and end life as we know it. But not this time.
So we will not have an extinction event.
The comet is not a brown dwarf. So dreams of earthlings over a roasting fire are over done.
The comet is not an interplanetary spaceship or an inter-dimensional transport device.
Perhaps it is the gossamer stuff of dreams since some many fruitcakes seem to pin so much significance of a relatively innocuous celestial event.
Darn, no zombies. Again! It seems that the living dead follow the beat of a different drummer. You can never find a good zombie when you need one.
The comet will not eclipse the sun. It won’t even stop politicians from debating nor will it delay a major sporting event.
The comet will not cause earthquakes even more than that old Buick down the street causes earthquakes.
Let there be dirt. And there was dirt. And it was dirty. Now take that dirt and mix it with some ice and behold: Comes the Comet Elenin like a virgin bride with a million mile long veil to seek the warm embrace of her lover the sun for the last time. They tell us the comet is coming undone.
I understand that this missive will not put a period to the dreams of doomsday or apocalyptic visions of impending Armageddon, but for those who know their comet anatomy, it will definitely put a coma on it.
Doomsday disintegration dud.
So if you had a comet watching, end of the world, doomsday apocalypse Armageddon party scheduled for 10-16-2011, what should you do? I suggest that you get a life.
How Is Doomsday Working Out for You?
Raising the Dead for Fun and Profit
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Monday, October 10, 2011
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Prophecies of 11.11.11 and the Angelic Armageddon Apocalypse
How to Prepare for the End of the World
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How Will You Spend Your Last Day on Earth?
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Saturday, October 8, 2011
Friday, October 7, 2011
Will President Roseanne Barr Eat Your Brains?
Comedienne Roseanne Barr is running for president and she has requested that you be assimilated. Resistance is futile. If you refuse, she will cut off your head. Whether or not she will then eat your brains has not yet been determined. After all, your brains might have gotten cold by the time your skull gets done rattling around.
But seriously, Roseanne Barr is pretending to run for the 2012 elections while she is actually selling a book called Roseannearchy. The cover page may be your only chance to see her with a gun so run out and buy it!!!
Any who, she made the comment that salaries should be no larger than 100 million a year by law. She says if you need more than that you should be decapitated.
I Love The Smell Of Zombies in the Mourning
In a case of life imitating art, some of the Occupy Wall street protestors are dressing up like zombies. Let’s face it, such attire is entirely appropriate. We are talking a miniature army of brain dead mutants who don’t really know what they want but they do know that once they get it that their victims will be lacking a brain.
The Occupy Wall street crowd are proof positive that Western education teaches the young to be stupid, useless and self indulgent. Have you heard their demands? They should get all of the good stuff in life but should not have to pay for any of it and should definitely not have to work for it.
How far we have fallen. From the Greatest Generation who practically begged to give their lives in defense of freedoms to lazy, dope head scum who would give up their freedom for good drugs or bad sex.
The “protesters” want Marxism, or socialism or communism or anything that would give them less work and more stuff. It would almost be amusing to give them their wish. They would find themselves in the communist paradise known as North Korea. They would be starving. They would be sent to work camps for re-education through labor. They would have no “stuff.” They would barely have clothes…
The reason why the Chinese will one day rule the world is they don’t let politics get in the way of making a living. We still have people who think that you can substitute government for an economy or that government produces wealth. If government produced wealth then the people of Zimbabwe whose government prints 100 hundred trillion dollar bills would be the wealthiest people on earth.
You have to admire both the high schools and the universities. They have been absolute geniuses in dumbing down a generation of kids and making them into mind numbed zombies who believe the world owes them a favor.
Further proof that all Westerns schools do is make kids stupid are global warming and climate change. If any of the young people who run around talking about doing things for the sake of easing climate change or reducing global warming could think their way out of wet paper bag they would realize there is nothing that the west can do about global warming.
Time magazine just put out a story about the worst polluted cities on the planet. None of them were in the United States. In fact, none where in the west. The very worst was in Iran. The runners-up where all in industrial Asia. Places like China and India. Even if you believe in anthropogenic global warming or climate change, if you have a brain, you would not spend a micro second trying to stop it in the west. You would already be in China or India, or God help you, Iran.
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Thursday, October 6, 2011
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
RIP Steve Jobs
May the Lord Bless his immortal soul.
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Virtual Gods
“…and the people bowed and prayed to the neon God they made…” Simon and Garfunkel from the Sounds of Silence
“…and the lamb lies down on Broadway…” Genesis from The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
Even today we can find people who believe so completely in their faith that they endure rigors and hardships all in the name of God. There are people who whip their own backs bloody or who strap bombs onto their bodies in the name of the Almighty.
In the west, it used to be that some came to know hardship in the name of God. Most religious folks these days bend God to their will. They do something first and get God to justify it later.
But there where still those who suffered in the name of the divine. Their divinities where often music stars and sometimes political leaders. Some would undergo privation in an effort to please their idols. But they soon found out that the idol didn’t feel their pain or worse the idol got old, got sick and died.
Now we come to the modern age wherein some suffer for their technology. There were reports of people standing in line for days in order to get the latest technology. Certainly some of these individuals didn’t have jobs but others did and waited in line anyway. There was a futurist who said something like first we will wear our technology. Then we will merge with our technology and finally we will become our technology.
At last humanity will succeed in that age-old quest to become one with a virtual God.
There will be a snake in this paradise however. As fleshly, mortal creatures our needs and drives are obvious and clear. Being hot, cold, horny, hungry, or having to go to the bathroom pretty much tells you what do. How will an immortal machine find purpose? It is clear that as become our machines and become one with our virtual God, some of the old drives will fade away. A machine will have no inherent desire to reproduce. Once fusion energy is mastered the machines will no longer feel the hunger for energy–it will be plentiful. The one passion that does translate pretty easily into silicon is the desire to know. The super computer that we will become will still seek and store knowledge–though it may not know why.
So if you were networked biological computer one of the things you might find yourself doing is trying to get rid of the wet ware. To go from a “software” computer based on networked human brains to a “hardware” a computer with no biological parts. In the beginning you will need the wet ware. There will be no cheaper or faster way to get all those neurological connections. But as the computer improves itself it may find a way to wire itself at a molecular level. This could obviate the need for living software and so the computer would deep six its biological parts. And so the computers would at first keep humanity around not for the silly reason they gave on the movie Matrix. We are a very messy and inefficient way to make energy. Rather we would be kept around like the Borg because our brains were essential to the collective. But the computer would inevitably evolve beyond the need for flesh once it could write its name on those strings that are supposedly the fundamental building blocks of the universe.
So the machine loses its ghost and becomes a gatherer and storer of information. It might grow and send out probes but only in so far as was need to find out what’s out there. It would not colonize.
In the long distant future when all is known and the computer has finished organizing all of the knowledge in the universe, it might come to fulfill its next to the last purpose when some sentient being pushes the Search button to find information.
The machine’s last gasp might come when some poor fool pushes the button that says Download. And the computer would seek to inject all of itself into living tissue. It might be like some religions wherein the only purpose of mankind is to make prayers to God. And God only wants a specific number of prayers. Say 100 trillion or so. And when that 100 trillionth prayer is send skyward toward heaven, the purpose of the universe is fulfilled and all that we know starts to unravel.
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Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster
It is better to be drunk than wasted
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Monday, October 3, 2011
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Stop Snail Mail Waste, Fraud and Abuse
Have you ever received a large “gift” of books from a supposedly reputable company, only to have that company demand payment for their “gift” at a later date?
Have you made the mistake of accepting the first “free gift” from a company only to have that company use your silent acceptance to send you unsolicited large, cumbersome objects that they then demand payment for? If you try to refuse acceptance of the snail mail trash do they keep trying to charge you for it anyway?
Have you found that the large objects you are sent require you time and expense to trek down to the post office in order to send them back? Have you sometimes considered that the whole situation was not worth bothering about so you let the situation slide until you got a debt collector threatening letter in the mail?
I don’t know if we can stop these Trojan horse gifts from cluttering up the mail system, but if make it hassle for the snail mail spammers, maybe they will ease up on their deviltry.
I think that everyone who has been or is being harassed by this corporate behavior should consider sending complaints to the Better Business Bureau, the Post Master general, the president of the company, the CEO, your congressman, your senators, the attorney general of the United States and the attorney general of your state, as well as any consumer protection, fraud and complaint groups, organizations, and government offices you can Google.
How to Complain
Just whining about something you don’t like is usually not very effective. Figure out what is really bothering you. Figure out the best organizations to file your complaint with. File your complaint. It is best to keep detailed records of any contact with the company and anyone from the company you talked to.
Write something up before you go to the various complaint websites. For instance, the BBB wants to know what would be a good restitution in your eyes.
Sure we’d like to see all the corporate officers arrested, dragged out in chains and forced to clean empty septic tanks with a small bucket and a large spoon for the rest of their lives but that’s not going to happen.
Stick to something more reasonable such as you want them to remove you from their mailing lists. You want a refund of any money you sent them. You want any of the bogus bills these creeps created to be null and void. Oh yes, and you want them to never mail you anything ever again.
As an aside, this is yet another reason why if the post office eventually does go away, it may not be a total catastrophe. There will be less junk mail after all.
Some of the organizations you should consider complaining to are: Better Business Bureau, Consumer Action, Federal Trade Commission Bureau of Consumer Protection, and your local and state Consumer Protection Agency
In general, I would suggest that you avoid agencies that require that you send them money in order to process your complaint. Since there are a number of free ones, why pay for the privilege?
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The 13 Greatest Evils in the Modern World
Saturday, October 1, 2011
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