Friday, October 7, 2011

Will President Roseanne Barr Eat Your Brains?

Comedienne Roseanne Barr is running for president and she has requested that you be assimilated.  Resistance is futile.  If you refuse, she will cut off your head.  Whether or not she will then eat your brains has not yet been determined.  After all, your brains might have gotten cold by the time your skull gets done rattling around.

But seriously, Roseanne Barr is pretending to run for the 2012 elections while she is actually selling a book called Roseannearchy.  The cover page may be your only chance to see her with a gun so run out and buy it!!!

Any who, she made the comment that salaries should be no larger than 100 million a year by law.  She says if you need more than that you should be decapitated.

 

American Productivity

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