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Anyone who has gazed upon Kim Kardashian’s bountiful booty knows why she might rightfully be called the Butt Queen. But why call that hapless looser that married her for a whole 72 days, Kris Humphries, the What King? When you heard that after a brief courtship, Kim Kardashian was going to marry Kris Humphries, didn’t you say what? Or perhaps: WTF?
I don’t want to know why Kim Kardashian is divorcing Kris Humphries. I want to know why she married him. I figure it was for the $10 million profit or so I hear she made off the wedding.
Apparently Kris Humphries says he didn’t see this come coming. Let’s hope that’s a convenient lie because the rest of us didn’t think it would last 72 hours.
Look at it this way: Put their initials together: KK KH. See how the KKK comes out unbidden? They were cursed from the begging.
PS Kris: What did you think would happen if you married a woman whose only claim to fame is what she did after she took her clothes off on camera…
Kim Kardashian is famous for disposable boyfriends. Will she now have a chain of disposable husbands?
A word of advice, Booty Queen, if you are going to keep marrying spares who have forgettable sports careers, make sure each and everyone of those losers signs a prenup. The spares have nothing to lose but you do. Isn’t your financial empire approcahing $100 million or so?
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