Are you feeling left out? You know like: Everyone is excited by Doomsday except you? Never fear, we will bring Apocalypse to your doorstep and Armageddon to your living room! Come to think of it, why would you want that? Yeah I think you would probably want to watch the End of the World on the telly so you could change the channel during the scary parts and skip over the government officials telling you to kiss your behind goodbye. Well it is in that spirit that I will act as your guide to the End of Life as You Know It. DoomCember is any December with a doomsday in it. If the prognosticators ever got that one right you would only need one DoomCember. DoomMass is the 9 days between 12/12/12 and 21 December 2012. Dooming is disaster preparedness for doomsday. Preppers for the Zombie Apocalypse would fall under that rubric. So oil your eggs, load your shotguns, sharpen you broad axe get that zombie head you have in a bear trap out of the wood pile and put him on mantel. And now a word from our sponsor:
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