Monday, May 24, 2010

7 Ways to Get your Fat Butt Fired!

1.  Bad mouthing the boss to your friends and confidants.  I guarantee that someone in your close circle of “friends” is not what he appears.

2.  Running a personal business on company time.  Look Bozo, if your boss is actually paying you then he actually expects you to work on stuff for him most of the time.

3.  Bad mouthing your coworkers.  This kind of behavior could even get you sued if you insult the wrong coworker in the wrong way at the wrong time.

4.  Getting drunk on company time.  Showing up drunk is not a good idea either.   No booze for lunch sport.

5.  Getting high on company time.  Showing up high to work.  One of the best reasons not to do this was in a movie I saw once.  I think it was  called the Ghosts of Mars.  Dude was so high he cut all the fingers off of one of his hands and did not feel a thing.

6.  Getting drunk, high, insensitive, or insulting on your own time.  Sorry Charlie but lots of people have gotten canned for what they put on their blogs on their own time or even the kind of beer they drank on their own time.  And what if they do a random drug test Monday Morning!!!  They own you!!!  Don’t forget it.

7.  Showing up late with lame excuses.

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