I was thinking the other day: What would it take to get a trillion legitimate hits on a web page.
Well a legitimate hit has to be from a unique IP address operated by a human being. Not some zombie computer creation and not slave labor clicking for their very lives in an impoverished Asian nation. Also, you can only click once per day. Given all that, I think it would take everyone enrolled on Facebook, clicking on a page every day for 7 years.
How to attract that kind of attention? Search me. I have trouble getting dozens of clicks per day!
Let’s round up the usual suspects of course. Sex, Celebrities and Rock and Roll. Viral videos and hints at get rich quick schemes that are some how “legitimate” this time around.
Relationship advice.
And finally pictures of puppies and kittens…
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4 Trillion Degrees and $2 Trillion
By poetryman69
To paraphrase Carl Sagan: Trillions and Trillions
The scientists who are, some say, trying to destroy the earth in a black hole with the Super Hadron Collider, over in Europe, are not just making the hottest thing in our little corner of the universe now: 4 Trillion Degrees. Later they will turn the power up to 14 Trillion Electron Volts and make that bad boy even hotter! Just in time for the end of the universe in 2012…
Two Trillion Dollars is what some wags think it will cost us if we get Death From Above!!! Maybe the sun is so mad at us for cornering the market on heat that it could just spit nails. But suns don’t spit nails. They spit highly energetic plasmas composed of charged particles. The problem is when the sun “farts” in our general direction. You see all that charged goodness is hard on our electronics. All of our sensitive electronics could head for that great digital round-up in the sky. Kind of like a cosmic Electro Magnetic Pulse (EMP) weapon.
The new net worth of US households is over $50 trillion. But never fear, now that they know what to aim at, Larry, Moe and Curly, aka Geithner, Obama, and Bernanke will conspire to borrow, print and spend $500 trillion before they are done. To these three stooges capitalism is one big joke.
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Digital Cyber Terror Attack Code Named Bank Holiday
How to Avoid 7 Deadly Cyber Sins
Zeitgest: Zombie Bankers steal your money and eat your Face!
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Kardashian and Paris Hilton Kiss and Make Up
Apparently Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian have buried the hatchet and not in each other.
Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton Kiss and Make Up
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The World’s Most Beautiful Woman
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It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted
Still Sexy After all these Years
Twin bed pans overlooking the Septic Tank
Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?
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Has Kim Kardashian posed nude? Again?
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Kim Kardashian has the biggest Butt!
By poetryman69
It’s official: Kim Kardashian has the Biggest Butt! Reports are that she asked for that designation as her I-Phone avatar so why argue with the lady.
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e World’s Cleanest Toilet. The World’s Cleanest Bathroom.
By poetryman69
If you have ever used a public restroom in a gas station or worse, a port-a-potty in public park, you will almost certainly become obsessed with cleanliness. The kind of public filth you encounter in some public facilities is hard to bear.
Seekers of the clean washrooms give what they call the “golden plunger” to meritorious toilets they have encountered across the nation.
I think some homage to the virtues of mediocrity must be given: just to keep it fair. McDonald’s has about the best, no hassle powder rooms across the fruited plains. I have used the facilities from Florida to California and Micky Ds consistently rate well above the gas-station-restroom-with-broken-lock-and-a-cracked-commode.
This is not an endorsement of McDonald’s food. I don’t much eat with that red-headed clown anymore. Something about those size 29 floppy shoes and the crimson bulbous nose which bespeaks of a man nursing an alcohol addiction whilst the urchins are watching, turns me off to plastic pancakes and rubber burgers. But compared to gas stations, McDonald’s water closets are the cat’s pajamas.
When it comes to ultra clean, ultra modern bathrooms, the Japanese have just about everyone beat. Everything from compact, space-saving forms for urinals and toilets to a toilet with more gadgets than a space capsule.
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10 of the cutest baby animals photos ever
7 of the word’s most beautiful shrines
Britney Speers and Kim Kardashian
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