Friday, February 4, 2011

In Dallas 2011 We Thank Gawd for Global Warming and Climate Change

I live in Northern Dallas and we have had in excess of 4 inches of snow.  That snow fell on the sheet of ice that had been laid down a couple of days earlier.  It has been below freezing all week.  The high temperatures have peaked in the 20 degree range.

 

Thank Gawd for Global warming!  Can you imagine what kind mind numbing blizzards we would have if it were not for Global Warming?   We might have had snow drifts high enough to cover Jerry World!  The “Death Star” as the Arlington stadium is “affectionately” known could have been covered with snow.

But thanks to Global Warming and climate change, the winter of our Super Bowl discontent has been relatively mild…

Thank God Chairman Barry Soetoro is going to destroy out economy for Global Warming and Climate Change so that we might more adequately grovel before out new masters:  Communist China!!!  The are allowed to do everything that is denied us.  Especially when it comes to building new coal power plants.  That’s why we had power blackouts here while during the winter.    You see, communist coal does not produce global warming.  Only capitalist coal produces global warming.

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Global Warming, Texas Style

Imagine how cold it would be if there were no Global Warming.  Why we would have glaciers year around and barbecued polar bears!!!

Abolish the EPA

 

In so far as the Environmental Protection Agency has threatened the lives and livelihood of the people of the United States and committed various and sundry usurpations to wit:

1)  Asserted the right to impose Draconian restrictions on otherwise legal activities

2) Show itself to be the biggest bunch of dolts on the planet by declaring the natural product of respiration a poisonous and lethal gas

3) Insisted that it has these powers without direct congressional authority and approval

Resolved that the EPA be abolished forthwith and be replaced by copy of the Communist Manifesto in a dirty toilet.

Insofar as various Socialist, Communists and Marxist associated with the EPA and radical, red environmentalism abhor living in a capitalist country they should granted safe passage to North Korea.  A country much more to their liking and they should be put on watch lists and never allowed to re-enter the United States.

Save the Earth, Eat your Dog

By poetryman69

In some cultures a little hair of the dog is considered a delicacy. It turns out that the environmentalists have taken out their carbon calculators again and they figure your dog is worse for the environment than your SUV.

Does it occur to you that environmental types don’t like ANYTHING you do? Maybe they just want you do die? Well at least we have a government that knows how to make that happen. Public option. Can you say that?

But I digress, it turns out that because your evil, evil dog eats meat it is killing the earth.

If simply being a carnivore is killing the planet then are they arguing that all killer whales, lions tigers and wolves should be wiped out? Well no. Only the pet killer whales are evil. The ones in the wild are not.

I wonder how the planet manages to survive polar bears. Oh, I remember, natural processes like eating meat are okay unless man is in the mix.

Grandma, it’s you they don’t like. And you little dog too. Be Red and Expert. Be a good little communist or they are coming for your freaking dog.

Time to Eat Your Dog

The Capitalist Manifesto

The Union of the Socialist States of America

President Karl Marx: A love story

Thank God they have an ornament depicting Chairman Mao on the White House Christmas tree. I greatly feared that there would be no one left to champion the ideals of brutal communist dictator responsible for the death of millions in the president’s inner circle. Good Heavens, we can’t have that.

For those of you who are true believers I have your solution. You can’t eat meat because bovine flatulence is killing the earth. But now your dog is evil. What to do? Tell you want, I will grant you absolution by the powers of St Karl Marx, and you may put Fido on a rotisserie and roast him to a crackly crunch and chow down. Then by the grace dispensed by Trotsky, Che Guevara and Stalin, you may once again go meatless and declare yourself a Vegetarian. May the blessings of Chairman Mao be with as you celebrate the Winter Solstice.

Carbon Foot Print Calculator

How much better off the earth would be if you died

Inability to screw Americans leaves Europe with a hangover?

Pass gas.  It’s natural and you could save the earth!!!

Whores win!  Well, okay.  Prostitutes.  They were paid before they sold their votes

Climate Change is natural

Hoaxers unmasked

Falsifying the record

Photoshopping for global warming

Al’s Warming Lies

Al Gore’s rising lies about melting

Some say:  Give it back Al!!!

Destroying the US for a Lie

Climategate

Climate Change Data Dumped

Worst Scandal of our Generation

Data to be fudged in public now

Climategate:  The Obama Connection

Aussies resign

Hide the decline

Ignoring the Scandal

Three things you must know

They are criminals

It’s all unraveling

Climate Change Fraud

Twin bed pans overlooking the Septic Tank

Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

Oct 31 is dress up like Lady GaGa day.  Halloween is canceled!

Happy GaGaWeen!

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Carbon Foot Print Calculator

How much better off the earth would be if you died

Inability to screw Americans leaves Europe with a hangover?

Pass gas.  It’s natural and you could save the earth!!!

Whores win!  Well, okay.  Prostitutes.  They were paid before they sold their votes

Climate Change is natural

Hoaxers unmasked

Falsifying the record

Photoshopping for global warming

Al’s Warming Lies

Al Gore’s rising lies about melting

Some say:  Give it back Al!!!

Destroying the US for a Lie

Climategate

Climate Change Data Dumped

Worst Scandal of our Generation

Data to be fudged in public now

Climategate:  The Obama Connection

Aussies resign

Hide the decline

Ignoring the Scandal

Three things you must know

They are criminals

It’s all unraveling

Climate Change Fraud

Twin bed pans overlooking the Septic Tank

Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

Oct 31 is dress up like Lady GaGa day.  Halloween is canceled!

Happy GaGaWeen!

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100 Reasons why Climate Change is not man made

By poetryman69

Climate Change is natural

Hoaxers unmasked

Falsifying the record

Photoshopping for global warming

Al’s Warming Lies

Al Gore’s rising lies about melting

Some say:  Give it back Al!!!

Destroying the US for a Lie

Climategate

Climate Change Data Dumped

Worst Scandal of our Generation

Data to be fudged in public now

Climategate:  The Obama Connection

Aussies resign

Hide the decline

Ignoring the Scandal

Three things you must know

They are criminals

It’s all unraveling

Climate Change Fraud

Twin bed pans overlooking the Septic Tank

Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

Oct 31 is dress up like Lady GaGa day.  Halloween is canceled!

Happy GaGaWeen!

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Climategate. Global Warming Fail. Climate Change Fail.

By poetryman69

False Alarm: Destroying the US Economy for a Lie

Global Warming is a Hoax

Climate Change is a Fraud

For those who doubted that before, you know it now that a whistle blower has revealed correspondence between the principle  proponents of man made Climate Change.   The correspondence showed evidence hidden, lost, lied about and fudged.

Note that Global Warming and Climate Change are nothing but a Marxist redistribution plot.  The proof is that the sheep that continue to adhere to it say that he revelations in the email don’t matter.  Proof positive that it was never about science.  It was always a Commie plot to grab the cash.

Destroying the US for a Lie

The final proof is that the Maoist/Marxist Chairman Obama administration still wants to destroy the US economy based on Global Warming.  Therefore it must be a lie!!!

Climategate

Climate Change Data Dumped

Worst Scandal of our Generation

Data to be fudged in public now

Climategate:  The Obama Connection

Aussies resign

Hide the decline

Ignoring the Scandal

Three things you must know

They are criminals

It’s all unraveling

Climate Change Fraud

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Twin bed pans overlooking the Septic Tank

Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?

Traveling Naked

Avoid a fat head

It is better to be drunk than wasted

How to Travel Naked

Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

Going GaGa!

GooGoo GaGa

Oct 31 is dress up like Lady GaGa day.  Halloween is canceled!

Happy GaGaWeen!

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One million jobs that you can apply for

Consider a job in management

Seasonal Employment:  How to get a job in 30 days

Job Search, Careers and Employment

Online Job Search

Government Work

Job Search

Job Search for the Older Worker

How get a job in 30 days

$50,000 per year

Earning $25 per hour

How to get a job in 30 Days

Landing a Seasonal  Job

How to Earn $50,000 per year

Learn How to Earn $25 per hour

$200 per day

Who is hiring

Why you don’t have a job yet

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