Friday, February 4, 2011

National Wear Red Day. Fight Heart Disease in Women!

As suspicious as a am of all things government, nevertheless, I will be the tool…

American Heart Month

Hello Ladies!

Go Red for Women

 

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Crazy and Unique Weight Loss and Dieting Plans

First the Universal Dieting tips:

  1. There is no minimum daily requirement for refined sugar
  2. Drink 8 glass of water per day
  3. Stop drinking soda pop

Now on the to festivities:

Imagine a diet that consisted largely of vinegar.  Or a diet where you could eat as much food as you wanted, but not the kind of food you like.  Read them and weep:

Twenty Dieting Tips

Eat as Much as You like and Still Lose Weight

Delicious Monster Diet

Lose Toxic Fat

Tea Diet

Sugar in your Gas Tank not in your Stomach

Eating Bald

Cancer and the Miracle Fruit

Eating Bugs

Movie Star Diet

The United Nations Diet

Purple Diet

Maple Syrup Diet

Raw Food Diet

Hey, the Rat likes it!

Wine Diet

Delicious Monster Diet

Blue Food Diet

The Green Tea Diet

Toxic Diet

Ever heard of the Parasite Diet?  How about the Mastication Diet.

A History of Dubious Dieting

Most Radical Diets

Purple Food Diet

No Cooked Fruit Diet

No Fructose Corn Syrup Diet

Vinegar Diet

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Weird Diets:

Eating Fire Ants

The Chewing Gum Diet

Chewing the Fat

Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster

Aphrodisiac

Scientific Serendipity

Jello and Broccoli

Edible Pets

Delicious Monsters

Pizza Squirrel

Sugar in your gas tank

Texas Toast

Edible Flowers

Gift Wrapped Garbage

It is better to be drunk than wasted

Easter Eggs

Eating bacteria

Why you are fat

KudzuFire

Lying about your diet

Twenty Dieting Tips

Eat as Much as You like and Still Lose Weight

Delicious Monster Diet

Lose Toxic Fat

Tea Diet

Sugar in your Gas Tank not in your Stomach

Eating Bald

Cancer and the Miracle Fruit

Eating Bugs

Movie Star Diet

The United Nations Diet

Purple Diet

Maple Syrup Diet

Raw Food Diet

Hey, the Rat likes it!

Wine Diet

Delicious Monster Diet

Blue Food Diet

The Green Tea Diet

Toxic Diet

 

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Bee Therapy

Turkey Facial

Chewing Fat

Aphrodisiac

Killing you softly

6 Uncommon Cures

Powdered toads and Cat Fat

Prank Place

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A constellation of Idiots

Naked in Public

 

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