Have you ever seen Dick Cheney and a Chupacabra at the same place at the same time? Could it be that Dick Cheney is THE Chupacabra?
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Hide your Albinos. Dick Cheney is hungry.
By the way, what is Cheney’s Borg Identity? FUtus of Borg. In Borg lore FUtus is often depicted as offering the Borg symbol of unity to the masses.Who else in the Bush administration had a Borg identity? Why there’s Alberto Gonzalez whose Borg identity was Refutus which means: It’s not my fault.What about Bush himself? He was known as BigDoofus of Borg. Well actually BigDoofus of half wit because the Borg refused to give Bush a Borg identity. Even the Borg failed to find a brain in that head. Since they could find no brain, the Borg implants failed to take root in BigDoofus of halfwit. Nevertheless, the Borg in an uncharacteristic show of compassion allowed Bush to glue “falsies”—fake Borg implants onto his person after he let it be known that he thought Borg implants “looked cool.”
Note there are other Borg identities out there.Rush is known as BigGlutus of Borg.
Ann is known as ShrillShrewtus of Borg.
All Girlie Men and whining cry babies are collectively known as BooHootus of Borg.
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Donald Trump’s birth certificate is found in Kenya!
Barack Hussein Obama’s birth certificate is found in Indonesia. It states his religion is Muslim.
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Was Michael Savage born on April Fools Day?
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Obama Admits that Libya was an April Fool’s Joke!
Barack Hussein Obama admitted that Libya was a April Fool’s prank!
“Forget them if they can’t take a joke!”
After all, if it wasn’t a joke, then you’d have to figure out why someone would want a third war with a middle eastern Muslim nation. Why we would aid and abet the same people who gleefully killed our troops in Iraq and what would be the end game if Gadaffi fails to give up or if forces loyal to Gadaffi retaliate in an unpredictable way?
Speaking of April Fools, Jimmy Carter will become the president of Cuba and Israel.
Louis Farrakahn will be proclaimed an honorary Jew by the anti-defamation league.
The most honest republican in America, Newt Gingrich (he only cheated on two wives) will be our next president. Newt will name Rush Limbaugh our ambassador of civility and Glenn Beck as Secretary of Cheese.
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